Read "Found out today..." through the main page, I thought this was going to read "Found out today that I have AIDS", and got excited for a minute, tbh... oh well...
Anyways, if you're the dad, congrats!
She's going to be the most amazing, gorgeous princess in the history of the universe. I'm actually really happy. My life isn't going to be all about me anymore and I get my estranged wife back and don't have to look for other women anymore. We're going to name our daughter Meliana, after the goddess/elvish queen from The Silmarillion, Tolkien's epic prelude to the Lord of the Rings. She is going to be so perfect, happy, healthy, so amazing. My life is all about giving my queen and princess and the most amazing life ever.
I feel like my life always keeps getting better.
Read "Found out today..." through the main page, I thought this was going to read "Found out today that I have AIDS", and got excited for a minute, tbh... oh well...
Anyways, if you're the dad, congrats!
Congratulations. But mixed what?
listen to this dude lebomb, he knows what he's talking about
get down and clean out that fawtbox if you wanna keep that wife
#dontbeablake
Congrats. Per your signature, are you still planning to "sex at least 5 different females" or does this change your perception?
If this is true and you have an "estranged" wife, get that tested the second it pops out the womb, you could be ed for 18+ years
she hasn't cheated, I guarantee it. she's not the type. When I say estranged I meant we'd been living together up until April, and apparently I got her pregnant on march 23rd (only time I had sex with her in 2020), which lines up with her date. she's not really much of a sex/intercourse person, tbh. Though, she really loves to be eaten out.
I came inside her really, really hard on march 23rd (a monday night)... she hadn't taken birth control since September... she really wanted a baby and only with me because of my good looks... so she gave me a long-awaited haircut & I gave her a baby. Because I'm a man.
she's also 32 and will be 33 in the fall before she has the baby. i'm 26. Much better to have a mature woman in your life than a young little hoe.
that was made well before COVID, so definitely yes
British afro caribbean islander..
We've been legally married since 2016.... never actually officially got a divorce yet, and now that there's going to be a child, the divorce won't happen after all. Probably going to have a family. Family is beautiful. Also, the wife is a great cook. I have it better than most. Baby will be born into wedlock and not a bas . No child support, no custody battles, no court, none of that bull .
And what makes it more awesome is that you're super equipped to guide a mixed race baby through the inevitable racial bias that he'll (she'll) face.
OP this you? I thought your feet looked familiar.
It's a girl, so not a big deal.
Mixed race girl = hot, supermodel, beauty with an ideal skin tone
Mixed race boy = fish out of water, picked on wherever he goes
Major plus that it's a girl, tbh.
Not sure why I’m making this joke since the whole story in the OP is bull , but when that baby comes out of the womb with yellow eyes looking darker than Kevin Garnett.
Fortunately Caribbeans aren't connected to black American culture as badly
Is the mother still connected to Britain/Europe?
I don't know. Her mother used to live in NYC and her aunt lives in England. Rest of her family is scattered about... Salt Lake City area, Florida, New York, Richmond VA, Irving/Dallas, and the homeland of Jamaica.
Caribbean people are without a doubt some of the most useless re s anywhere on the planet, Hatians in particular. I’m guessing you’ve never been to the Caribbean.
Agreed on Haitians, and French Caribbeans in general.
mixed = his girl’s egg and another dude’s sperm
Congrats on your fake mixed race daughter. When we go out to lunch, I'll fart in your soda and we'll toast.
Give advice, blake.
That's some chain migration right there
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