The Official Magic Wand Is Doing Awesome Thread

[Spurtacular]

it wasn't blue in 2016

Perhaps why they cited 2018 midterms. Don't waste my time, derp.

[ChumpDumper]

Perhaps why they cited 2018 midterms. Don't waste my time, derp.

Oh, you say Trump lost it in 2018?

K, derp

[Spurtacular]

Oh, you say Trump lost it in 2018?

K, derp

Derp going full re . Common.

[ChumpDumper]

Derp going full re . Common.

Did Trump lose Michigan in 2018?

Yes or no.

[ElNono]

200k dead and million of unemployed magic wand...

[Spurtacular]

Fake pandemic. Clutch your pearls and hope Zombie Rapist gets elected. That's all you have now.

[ChumpDumper]

Fake pandemic.

What are you saying is fake about it?

Quit being vague, derp.

[ElNono]

Fake pandemic. Clutch your pearls and hope Zombie Rapist gets elected. That's all you have now.

I don't have to hope for anything, we're ed and un able as boutons likes to say. I didn't chose either.

[ElNono]

buy hey, at least you have da magic wand smoke and mirrors... the things you talk yourself into

[Spurtacular]

I don't have to hope for anything, we're ed and un able as boutons likes to say. I didn't chose either.

Healthy people aren't being mowed down by COVID. It's a fakery. And the riots are senseless. Democrats are destruction. Electoral landslide incoming.

[ElNono]

Healthy people aren't being mowed down. It's a fakery. And the riots are senseless. Democrats are destruction. Electoral landslide incoming.

you keep talking yourself into that...

[Spurtacular]

you keep talking yourself into that...

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.

[ChumpDumper]

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.

What's fake about the disease?

Quit being vague.

[Spurtacular]

What's fake about the disease?

Quit being vague.

There's a whole thread on it. Go review the 90 plus pages and write up a report for me, bro.

[ChumpDumper]

There's a whole thread on it. Go review the 90 plus pages and write up a report for me, bro.

derp folds

lol hypocrite derp shut the up quickly

[ElNono]

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.

Being a Covidiot is not a plus

[Spurtacular]

Being a Covidiot is not a plus

Yet you are one.

[ElNono]

Yet you are one.

I’m not the one calling the virus fake

Sorry the virus doesn’t care about your feelings

[Spurtacular]

I’m not the one calling the virus fake

Sorry the virus doesn’t care about your feelings

It's not killing healthy people. I'm sorry this hurts your feelings.

[Spurtacular]

Slob's feelings are hurt.

[ElNono]

It's not killing healthy people. I'm sorry this hurts your feelings.

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it

[Will Hunting]

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it

the only attempt at a "magic wand" is Trump trying to make the numbers look better by having the CDC change its testing guidelines

[ElNono]

the only attempt at a "magic wand" is Trump trying to make the numbers look better by having the CDC change its testing guidelines

when your best answer about the virus' deaths is "It is what it is"

[Will Hunting]

when your best answer about the virus' deaths is "It is what it is"

over 250 Benghazis every day = it is what it is

[Spurtacular]

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it

Nope. Shutting down the economy for this limited virus was transparently political and defies The Cons ution.

Rights don't need to end because your feelings are hurt.