Official 2020 Presidential Debate #1 Thread (Brought To You By Mike Tyson Vs. Larry Spinx)

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Brace yourselves, Chumpettes.

[spurraider21]

i heard tyson was wearing an earpiece and was taking captain america super soldier serum

and it was Michael Spinks not "Larry Spinx"

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i heard tyson was wearing an earpiece and was taking captain america super soldier serum

and it was Michael Spinks not "Larry Spinx"

It was Spinx after Iron Mike blasted his nose off.

[DMC]

i heard tyson was wearing an earpiece and was taking captain america super soldier serum

and it was Michael Spinks not "Larry Spinx"

I was wondering who Larry Spinks was. Larry Holmes, sure. Does he have all his teef?

Also Leon Spinks.

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Chris Anyone keeping a count on how many times Chris Wallace gonna jump into the Biden?

Chris Wallace now debating Trump.

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Trump talking over the person feeding words into Biden's ear.

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"You graduated last in your class, not first."

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"You graduated last in your class, not first."

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Biden's really coming off as a mere Chumpette with a few inept talking points programmed into him.

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Trump dressing down Biden.
Don't ever use the word smart with me.

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Tell Trump to shush, it's hard to hear the people talking into my earpiece.

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"Let me shut you down, Joe"

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And then Joe tells Trump to be quiet cos he can't hear the speaker in his ear.

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"If you could get the crowds, you would've done the same thing. But you can't cos nobody cares."

[Chris]

Chris Anyone keeping a count on how many times Chris Wallace gonna jump into the Biden?

Chris Wallace now debating Trump.

so far Wallace has been mostly pro Biden and Biden has refused many questions from Wallace and immediately pivots to bashing Trump

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Damn, how many f'ing times is Chris Wallace gonna jump in when Biden on the ropes?

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Gawd, STFU Chris. You a moderator or a caretaker?

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The country would be better served if Chris Wallace would STFU.

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super predators? did he forget that he's not debating hillary clinton?

IIRC he has used the term as well. But if this hurts your feelings less, here ya go.

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Earpieces, screens, questions in advance, caretaker mod, drugs enough to avoid that measure apparently.

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Sad silence. Biden's handlers telling him in his ear to not scream.

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"Antifa is an idea"
Biden no better than a dumb ass chumpette
Getting attacked violently by an idea, not a mob

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Meanwhile ANTIFA is an idea

It's no mobs attacking people. It's ideas.

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I don't know Beau, I know Hunter.
Trump ting all over Biden's planned finger pointing moment.

Chris

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Chris Wallace debating Trump on climate change. Biden hasn't even talked in like 5 minutes.

Chris