****OFFICIAL Week 8 Game Thread, Sponsored By NFC Best Dominance****

[Mark Celibate]

What's with greasy WOPs and the inability to throw the ball away?

[Mark Celibate]

Dinucci flat out garbage at these announcers hyping him up to keep the viewers tuned in

[DAF86]

[MultiTroll]

Cowgirls. Fumble 6.

QB didn't have a chance on that one. Oh wait, review.

[Mark Celibate]

Eagles playing like garbage and still gonna win by double digits. That was a close call tbh...need Dullass to lose the rest of their games, just getting nervous with some of these divisional games since every team is straight up garbage. Just can't have them accidentally beating an NFC East team. Could totally see this team beating the Giants and losing the chance at the #1 pick while suc bing to the curse of The Great Botbino

[DAF86]

Cowboys have a better chance of scoring with the ball in Wentz's hands.

[Darth_Pelican]

[Mark Celibate]

McLarda$$ trying to pull a Belichick and outsmartting himself

[DAF86]

They almost got it. I didn't know you were able to do that after safeties. That type of kick should have a high recovery %, tbh.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Can't complain with being 5-2. Going to be a tough stretch the next 4 games. Vs Baltimore, @ ans (TNF),Vs GB and Vs ans.

[Mark Celibate]

Dinucci is straight up garbage. Looks one receiver down, and if he's not open after two seconds he blindly scrambles...usually into more trouble

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mmh, I make fun of Wentz but I don't know if moving away from him is the way to go for the Eagles. Wentz makes a ton of mistakes, but at least he moves the ball enough to compete on this sorry ass division, tbh.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side, as you might have realized after Dak went down.

yeah, but Dak >>> Wentz

[Millennial_Messiah]

They almost got it. I didn't know you were able to do that after safeties. That type of kick should have a high recovery %, tbh.

technically it could be fair caught... but if you kick between the two guys you could easily get a botched recovery and/or a muff. Would be funny to see two guys call for fair catch on the same team and knock each other out.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Can't complain with being 5-2. Going to be a tough stretch the next 4 games. Vs Baltimore, @ ans (TNF),Vs GB and Vs ans.

All I say is... Better beat Green Gay!! Get those green goobers mah friend

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles playing like garbage and still gonna win by double digits. That was a close call tbh...need Dullass to lose the rest of their games, just getting nervous with some of these divisional games since every team is straight up garbage. Just can't have them accidentally beating an NFC East team. Could totally see this team beating the Giants and losing the chance at the #1 pick while suc bing to the curse of The Great Botbino

Jets still need to win 2, fortunately they should get a win in their next 2 considering how bad the Patriots and Chargers look right now

[Spurtacular]

I don't know if I'm more annoyed or more embarrassed that my Vikes don't have a better record than the Cow s.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't know if I'm more annoyed or more embarrassed that my Vikes don't have a better record than the Cow s.

well, on the bright side, the Vikes should win 4 of their next 5 games, looking at the schedule... with the only loss @ Chicago.

[Spurtacular]

well, on the bright side, the Vikes should win 4 of their next 5 games, looking at the schedule... with the only loss @ Chicago.

Can't look too far ahead. Have to take it one game at a time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Can't look too far ahead. Have to take it one game at a time.

but if you

W vs Detroit
L at Chicago
W vs Dallas
W vs Carolina
W vs Jacksonville
L at Tampa
W vs Chicago
W at NOLA (tough, but done before)
W at Detroit

That's 9-7 and a possible wild card.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Atlanta home loss was an absolute killer though, tbh. Can't lose that kind of game to a bad conference opponent.

[JasonGarrett]

HOW WE DOIN GUYS!?

Tonight we're planning to go out and execute....execute.....

And by execute I mean decapitation...that's right....we plan to decapitate Tom Brady in all three areas....head, throwing arm, and genitals....

By executing Tom Brady in all three areas...I think it gives our football team the best chance to win the football contest....thank you...

GOOD MORNING!?

[Neo.]

HOW WE DOIN GUYS!?

Tonight we're planning to go out and execute....execute.....

And by execute I mean decapitation...that's right....we plan to decapitate Tom Brady in all three areas....head, throwing arm, and genitals....

By executing Tom Brady in all three areas...I think it gives our football team the best chance to win the football contest....thank you...

GOOD MORNING!?

someone listens to the ticket apparently

but this is not a good rendition of fake garrett tbqhfwiwimhoiirc

[Darth_Pelican]

Predictions (Millennial_Messiah), Week 8

ATL @ CAR - Atlanta is in turmoil. But, don't be surprised if they start hot and blow the lead later on.

TEN @ CIN - the ans will be pissed off
NE @ BUF - Belichick owns a property le on them
LV @ CLE - no more OBJ is a stinger for Browns fans
NYJ @ KC - this one could be over by halftime
PIT @ BAL - elite division rivalry matchup, should have been the SNF
LAR @ MIA - but Miami is underrated
IND @ DET - Detroit is underrated
MIN @ GB (Upset of the week!!)
LAC @ DEN - Denver is hapless
NO @ CHI - Bears ought to rebound
SF @ SEA - Seahawks will be pissed over last week
DAL @ PHI - epic prime-time blowout

5-8 straight up
Avante Jr.

[Millennial_Messiah]

5-8 straight up
Avante Jr.

Not Avante Junior. 22-6 over the past two weeks. Bad weeks happen. A lot of unexpected results this week like the Dolphins, Falcons and Bugles winning. LAC/DEN was a toss up as it gets, as was PIT/BAL. At least I nailed the upset of the week this week.

A lot of the "experts" would be below .500 this week, especially if they picked the Packers, even though they might have also picked, say, Buffalo.

[Millennial_Messiah]

HOW WE DOIN GUYS!?

Tonight we're planning to go out and execute....execute.....

And by execute I mean decapitation...that's right....we plan to decapitate Tom Brady in all three areas....head, throwing arm, and genitals....

By executing Tom Brady in all three areas...I think it gives our football team the best chance to win the football contest....thank you...

GOOD MORNING!?

I'm rooting for the Giants too, tbh, even though I like Brady and the Bucs... just rooting for Dallas to lose out and go 2-14... pesky Jets need to win 2 games, tbh, then everything irons itself out naturally.