You know your life is really sad when you have to try derp-levels of attention mongering.
Andy, you already know this, but just as a reminder: you suck, no one buys into your schtick and yes, you are a bottom rung poster.
You know you're the bottom rung when you're trying desperately to siphon attention from posters who are giving that attention to superior studies like Chris, ducks and derp.
That's some perspective on how sad and worthless you are; you're BEGGING for attention to be paid to you because ST lifers are trying with all their might to own people like Chris, ducks and derp.
You're so sad that you're soliciting pity hate from a troll board doling their hatred to certified morons.
Andy, you're a failure if you're legit and you're a failure if you're a failed troll.
God damn, you're so worthless that ST won't even on you and you're quite literally begging to be on.