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    Easily PATFO's worst contract in their history, and there is a lot. Advanced stats really got this poor man's Greg Ostertag $27M The sooner GM's stop listening to analytic virgins, the sooner their teams will improve.

    Jefferson and Pau's contracts pale in comparison.

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    Yup. I still hope we can package him in a trade, since a bunch of teams wanted him. By the way his advanced stats for this season OBPM -2.2 DBPM -0.7 BPM -2.9 VORP 0.0 ORT 111 DRT 112

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    He'll be working in a burger joint in China?

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    He'll be working in a burger joint in China?
    Knowing Poetoe, he will cause a global pandemic.

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    Knowing Poetoe, he will cause a global pandemic.

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    He’s a bum. Must be -20 out there with him in. Wtf

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    the only reason why this Turtle has a basketball career is cause he's over 7 feet. That's literally his only basketball "skill"

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    Yup. I still hope we can package him in a trade, since a bunch of teams wanted him. By the way his advanced stats for this season OBPM -2.2 DBPM -0.7 BPM -2.9 VORP 0.0 ORT 111 DRT 112
    It will have to be a bottom of the barrel team, since those teams are always the ones with hard-ons for advanced stats.

    Team execs like Jerry West, Pelinka, Ainge, and Riley actually watch the games and can see for themselves when someone like Poeltl is a scrub.

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    It will have to be a bottom of the barrel team, since those teams are always the ones with hard-ons for advanced stats.

    Team execs like Jerry West, Pelinka, Ainge, and Riley actually watch the games and can see for themselves when someone like Poeltl is a scrub.
    it's funny to me that some people here think he's able to improve. 5th year in the league, shooting 27% from the freethrow line. He will never add anything to his game

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    it's funny to me that some people here think he's able to improve. 5th year in the league, shooting 27% from the freethrow line. He will never add anything to his game
    Same people that thought Green would be able to shoot again after LASIK surgery Gotta love ST bro. They're always so hopeful that the league's bottom will turn the corner

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    Honestly though, who's better: Kwame Brown or Jakob Turtle?

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    Honestly though, who's better: Kwame Brown or Jakob Turtle?
    Poetoe will never have a season averaging 11 & 7 like Kwame had when he was 21yrs old.

    Remember when we had a Joffrey Lauvergne block watch thread back in the day? Might need to get one going for this scrub. Keldon had as many blocks tonight as this stiff has had all season.

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    damn 6 games in a row without a block? Turtle is getting worse by the day

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    This guy was in there when Minnesota went on a 9-0 run. ing clanked two free throws that could have made a big difference. Spurs ed up giving this guy any money at all. Should have let all those other teams have him.

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    This guy was in there when Minnesota went on a 9-0 run. ing clanked two free throws that could have made a big difference. Spurs ed up giving this guy any money at all. Should have let all those other teams have him.
    He is what he is. A backup center. Nothing more. FO should’ve offered him backup center pay

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    What happened to him? He seems like he got hit in the head and suddenly lost any basketball iq he had. He’s just terrible.

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    This guy was in there when Minnesota went on a 9-0 run. ing clanked two free throws that could have made a big difference. Spurs ed up giving this guy any money at all. Should have let all those other teams have him.
    funny the same posters as always trying to make excuses or argue some logic to give a new contract to this scrub, it's the kind of that the arrogant spurs fan used to laugh looking at other franchises when Duncan was here running the team, and now they accept any the front office does, even when it’s clear that it’s a bad decision from the start.

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    the funniest thing is that this scrub was out there during offseason talking about how he wants to be a starter

    Imagine this bum starting in the playoffs. Just play hack-a-turtle and the Spurs score 0

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    Only 1 ing rebound too

    off to china now tbh

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    I get that I am a fool, but I think the contract is okay. Still less than we paid Tiago and his purse. Pop likes to yell at him. Less yelling from grandpa on the others.

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    He won't.

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    Splitter was easily better than Poeltl though.

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    I said it first. ME

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    This cat moves like Dwayne Schintzius (RIP).

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    I get that I am a fool, but I think the contract is okay. Still less than we paid Tiago and his purse. Pop likes to yell at him. Less yelling from grandpa on the others.
    Tiago was good when healthy.

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