I can't believe I misrep'd the most re ed partwettest not largest
one of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water
Ok, let's make an exception for Pence:
fake but
(snorts coffee)
Once again.
Trying to buy greenland- or was it ing Iceland?
Didn't he think puerto Rico had a president?
He wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland.
just remembered another one. the time he claimed some kind of terrorist attack had happened in Sweden the previous night when it obviously hadnt and was promptly corrected by Swedens official twitter
Covfefe
dude was such a dumbass i almost forgot about this one
In meetings, at dinners and in passing conversations, Mr. Trump has asked advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, listened with interest when they discuss its abundant resources and geopolitical importance and, according to two of the people, has asked his White House counsel to look into the idea.
Some of his advisers have supported the concept, saying it would be a good economic play, two of the people said, while others dismissed it as a fleeting fascination that will never come to fruition. It is also unclear how the U.S. would go about acquiring Greenland even if the effort were serious
I can't believe nobody has brought up "injecting lysol" that was easiest I think the dumbest thing he's probably ever said. As dumb as some of his supporters are he could have triggered mass suicides by the millions.
There were lots of great quotes. "Article II says I can do whatever I want"
When he lied to a cheering group of troops about pay raises
I was kinda surprised by his off script farewell he had today. I was expecting alot worse. He lied pretty much throughout the whole thing, but it was toned down alot by his standards. He must really be scared about what possibly might happen to him since he doesn't have the power of the office protecting him anymore.
The fact that he dances like he's jacking off ghosts is kind of funny, tbh.
He dances primarily with his hands.
Raking the forrest to prevent fires
When he claimed "walls work" by using San Antonio's border wall as an example.
(to the tune of "YMCA")
Windmills cause cancer lol
the shower pressure/low flow toilet crisis
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