Ted Cruz flees Texas during a disaster to enjoy warm vacation in Cancun

[Reck]

Cruz is not the governor. All he can do is create legislation or vote. If your point is about optics then I’d argue that you’re too emotional and naive for focusing on whether a guy who has no governmental power in this moment should stay in his comfy home or a comfy hotel.

AOC is neither a governor or senator and she’s doing way more than either of them. So sad

If Texas was ever it’s own country, it’d be extinct by now. I hope they give the secede thing a break from now on.

[daboom1]

AOC is neither a governor or senator and she’s doing way more than either of them. So sad

If Texas was ever it’s own country, it’d be extinct by now. I hope they give the secede thing a break from now on.

AOC is taking advantage of a disaster like Dems always to line their pocketbooks.

[Spurtacular]

[daboom1]

Cruz was expected to divide the storm with his great staff and lead the people of Texas out of Egypt

[ChumpDumper]

AOC is taking advantage of a disaster like Dems always to line their pocketbooks.

you don't know what Act Blue is, derp

[ChumpDumper]

the right can't meme

[boutons_deux]

Andy Borowitz


Mexico Celebrates Cruz's Departure

[Reck]

Right can’t meme.

[ChumpDumper]

Props to Borowitz for having two not unfunny headlines in a row.

[boutons_deux]

Andy Borowitz

Federal Election Commission Considers Cruz’s Cancun Trip A Donation To Beto O’Rourke’s 2024 Senate Campaign

[ChumpDumper]

Aaaaaaaand a bridge too far for Andy.

[Spurtacular]

the right can't meme

Daddy issues.

[Spurtacular]

Right can’t meme.

Daddy (won't let you wear a dress) issues.

[ChumpDumper]

Daddy issues.

Daddy (won't let you wear a dress) issues.

your derp issues

[Spurtacular]

your derp issues

Good one, blake.

[Trill Clinton]

Cancun Cruz caved

[ChumpDumper]

Good one, blake.

show your therapist your enemies list

[Spurtacular]

Cancun Cruz caved

You're melting down, .

[Trill Clinton]

What a coward to use his kids to shield him from the storm.

[Blake]

You're melting down, .

You really struggle hard with the definitions of easy words

[boutons_deux]

Andy Borowitz

Cruz is claiming that he only went to Cancun to escort his children.

It is absolutely impossible to believe that if your father were Ted Cruz that you’d want him on the trip.

[DMC]

Since you've decided to ignore all of the ways that this is about more than optics, I'll just say this... Optics are part of the job Ted Cruz signed up for.

It's about optics. You have zero idea what Cruz was doing or will be doing otherwise. Who are you kidding?

[Bogie]

And re ed Texans don't care. They'll still vote for him again.

he hates the same people that they hate themselves for being afraid of.

[Bogie]

It's about optics. You have zero idea what Cruz was doing or will be doing otherwise. Who are you kidding?

Hours later this honest broker is still defending someone he is not a fan of.

dude, I at least hope you’re drinking while you’re doing this.

[DMC]

Hours later this honest broker is still defending someone he is not a fan of.

dude, I at least hope you’re drinking while you’re doing this.

You haven't addressed how truth should fall along lines of political preference.