That dude
koriwhat definitely predicted the rise of this type of man. I remember during freshman year. First PE class, coach wanted us to bench the bar to kind of gauge our strength. I think the bar without plates weighs like 50 pounds. If you could do ten reps, you were good. Everyone in the class breezed through it but Koriwhat couldn't do one ing rep!
Homeboy's arms just collapsed. Imagine trying to balance an anvil on two pieces of licorice and you'll get the picture. And BD, always "that nigg@," started calling koriwhat licorice bones. The name stuck.
And the seniors had fun with ass too. During "hazing week," they snatched his ass, shaved his rat's nest head of hair down to a slanted flat top, and painted him completely green. They made him walk around on campus like that for the day, pulling a little brown donkey pinata behind him. Of course they turned this dude into Gumby on the account of his low muscle mass body which couldn't rep the bar
And the way he was like modern young males today is he was all into nerd fantasy , sketching like goblins and dragons in his notebook. We used to call him the Sandman as well, since pussy would just dry up around him wherever he'd go.
His Gumby body did give him the advantage of being able to take his beatings pretty well, tho. Like @BD would clock him and it's like his fist just sunk into his body, absorbing the blow.
I'll ping
Will Hunting since he enjoys these nostalgic recollections about good ol' Joey.