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    You're guaranteed a full sexual experience with anything from a 7/10 to a 9.99/10 chick. (There is no such thing as a 10/10). But you don't get to choose whether it's a 7, 8 or 9-plus. It's randomly selected for you. Also, there is the possibility, but no guarantee, of having sex multiple times with said chick. Probably depends on your performance with her both in and out of the bedroom.

    5 hours? 10? 15? 20? How about miles, tbh? Suppose you can't fly for whatever reason.

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    Is it guaranteed because you put it on your credit card?

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    How did you come up with this hypothetical? Are you in said situation here?

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    I’m pretty sure this is a Tom Hanks movie

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    I’m pretty sure this is a Tom Hanks movie
    John Cuzack. Fall in love with the girl you meet on the way.

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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    How did you come up with this hypothetical? Are you in said situation here?
    Last month.

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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Is it guaranteed because you put it on your credit card?
    Not at all. not a hooker, escort, stripper, etc. Only thing you might have to pay for is the cost of a date or two. Oh, and the gas for the journey and return journey.

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    2 hours unless I am promised to stay the night. 3 hours if we are hitting the town.

    Buy Southwest plane ticket if weekend fling.

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    coffee's for closers FrostKing's Avatar
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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    It was in west Michigan and I brought the Texas weather to Michigan that week. As soon as I left (the morning after getting laid), it went right back to cold and snowing there the following week.

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    You live in a metroplex of nearly 10 million people. Any answer above 30 minutes is just sad.

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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    You live in a metroplex of nearly 10 million people. Any answer above 30 minutes is just sad.
    1. covid
    2. hot white chicks in DFW tend to be uber snobby

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    Not even 1", 7/10's always came to me. I didnt have to move an inch.

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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    3. Too many dfw females are hipster these days leading to a gender proportion mismatch (numbers game unfavorable to men)
    4. I've spent 80% of covid in san antonio

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    Not even 1", 7/10's always came to me. I didnt have to move an inch.
    Let 'em come over.


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    Believe. Adam Lambert's Avatar
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    1. covid
    2. hot white chicks in DFW tend to be uber snobby
    3. Too many dfw females are hipster these days leading to a gender proportion mismatch (numbers game unfavorable to men)
    7.5 million people. Easily more than a million women in your preferred demographic, even outside of the ones who are snobby or hipsters. Maybe get out more.

    4. I've spent 80% of covid in san antonio
    2.5 million. Numbers are still in your favor.

    LOL driving to Michigan for pussy.

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    Enemy of the System Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    7.5 million people. Easily more than a million women in your preferred demographic, even outside of the ones who are snobby or hipsters. Maybe get out more.



    2.5 million. Numbers are still in your favor.

    LOL driving to Michigan for pussy.
    1. I'm definitely planning to "get out more" once i'm not stalked by hornets in work clothes asking me to put on a mask

    2. Numbers in my favor in SA? lol... I've been "out" in SA plenty of times. My BMI is around 20 and I don't date women with BMIs over about 25... gross. Women here can't take care of their body to save their life. I've even been told by people around here that they choose tacos over going to the gym, as if it's some kind of ing mutually exclusive thing or something. Eww. I also don't date under 25 because I'm not a pedophile. (I believe the age of maturity/voting/tobacco/alcohol/weed should be raised to 25, except in case of military service.)

    3. From my limited experience, Michigan women are DTF. Here in Texas (both places), it takes a lot more effort than just a bouquet or chocolates and a movie.

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    other than fatties, I'm repulsed by: nose rings, unnaturally dyed hair, bisexuals, cigarettes and veg(eteri)ans. Problem is, aside from maybe the cigs, most of those seem to be a growingly popular thing and mainly only a thing with females. Not very many bi guys out there, you have a few weirdos like playblair but they're an extreme rarity.

    Unlike most guys, actually someone with kids isn't a dealbreaker to me, if and only if she's in shape and educated and has a career and is otherwise normal.

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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    1. covid
    2. hot white chicks in DFW tend to be uber snobby
    Need to have a social group and excel at a hobby to consistently get the 7+'s in the Texas metro areas. Do those two things and your problem will be solved.

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    Need to have a social group and excel at a hobby to consistently get the 7+'s in the Texas metro areas. Do those two things and your problem will be solved.
    problem is usually that involves excelling at actually physically playing sports not excelling at watching and analyzing them. I play sports for fun (pre covid) but I'm not someone who stands out as being amazing at any of them, though i'd say i'm average/competent at most of them. But not being the 6'5" guy who es down the volleyball or dunks the basketball or catches every pass in football ... is pretty much as good as sitting and watching.

    Other hobbies offer far less prospects. One hobby of mine, guitar/singing, isn't something i'd take up seriously in public because it attracts only the undesirables, stoners, weirdos, s etc that I hate. Other hobbies like chess, poker, meteorology and video games don't attract women at all. I like to travel and drive on long road trips but girls don't. Not to mention I have multiple jobs and laptops and I can't just go somewhere at 11am on a tuesday to do some "hobby".

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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    problem is usually that involves excelling at actually physically playing sports not excelling at watching and analyzing them. I play sports for fun (pre covid) but I'm not someone who stands out as being amazing at any of them, though i'd say i'm average/competent at most of them. But not being the 6'5" guy who es down the volleyball or dunks the basketball or catches every pass in football ... is pretty much as good as sitting and watching.

    Other hobbies offer far less prospects. One hobby of mine, guitar/singing, isn't something i'd take up seriously in public because it attracts only the undesirables, stoners, weirdos, s etc that I hate. Other hobbies like chess, poker, meteorology and video games don't attract women at all. I like to travel and drive on long road trips but girls don't. Not to mention I have multiple jobs and laptops and I can't just go somewhere at 11am on a tuesday to do some "hobby".
    Yeah, I was gonna say sand volleyball is pretty much easy mode and by far the best way. But you have to be athletic and actually commit to it. I played and got pretty good for about a year or two, until it became too time consuming in order to stay good enough to play at a high level. I never cared for dancing, but if you can country dance and dress like Cowboy Chad then you've another easy avenue. Going the Gym Chad route is not really viable unless you're willing to take a sh!t ton of roids in order to have a chance at the one or two available Stacies. Also, you must be willing to sacrifice your man-card a bit in order to keep up with all the fa**y trends on TikTok and ter or w/e social media garbage is out there.

    All in all, I never participated in any of this extreme f*qq0try just to get laid, but that's the blueprint if you're willing to sacrifice much of your free time and cut your balls off. The only thing I really enjoyed was volleyball for a little while until I got bored of it

    (All of this is assuming you're already not an out of shape Fedora-wearing neckbeard who actually has a decent sense of style)

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    Yeah, I was gonna say sand volleyball is pretty much easy mode and by far the best way. But you have to be athletic and actually commit to it. I played and got pretty good for about a year or two, until it became too time consuming in order to stay good enough to play at a high level. I never cared for dancing, but if you can country dance and dress like Cowboy Chad then you've another easy avenue. Going the Gym Chad route is not really viable unless you're willing to take a sh!t ton of roids in order to have a chance at the one or two available Stacies. Also, you must be willing to sacrifice your man-card a bit in order to keep up with all the fa**y trends on TikTok and ter or w/e social media garbage is out there.

    All in all, I never participated in any of this extreme f*qq0try just to get laid, but that's the blueprint if you're willing to sacrifice much of your free time and cut your balls off. The only thing I really enjoyed was volleyball for a little while until I got bored of it

    (All of this is assuming you're already not an out of shape Fedora-wearing neckbeard who actually has a decent sense of style)
    I have a good sense of style and enjoyed sand volleyball very much from Sept. 2013 up until Feb. 29, 2020, a week or two before Covid.

    But at 5'8" I can't e, i'm always one of the later ones picked, my best assets are serving and setting. And boy I am for sure a big time momentum player. I have literally brought back my team from like 20-8 or so multiple times just on serves. But. My "bumps" go in the wrong direction half the time even after years of practice. I'm guilty of "lifts" far too often, I guess because of my football/basketball background, tbh. When things go wrong I tend to play worse and slow down.

    The other issue with sand volleyball can be the sun. I'm very much heat intolerant and my eyes are very sun intolerant. If i'm staring into the sun that ball isn't going anywhere tbh. I play better late into the evenings and at night.

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    I have some quality cowboy boots and I have experience two stepping but no connections there, and those places always charge cover so I don't go. I'll never be a gym chadder, I was a runner and a cross country star in high school, not some guy who could bench more than about 140 or had jacked muscles. But boy I could sure run. Especially long distance.

    I'm fit and slim, but I have a flat stomach, no six pack... it is what it is. I don't mind taking my shirt off but I'm always among the pastiest guys there and often the pastiest guy that doesn't have blond or red hair.

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    faggy opinion + certainty Mark Celibate's Avatar
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    I have a good sense of style and enjoyed sand volleyball very much from Sept. 2013 up until Feb. 29, 2020, a week or two before Covid.

    But at 5'8" I can't e, i'm always one of the later ones picked, my best assets are serving and setting. And boy I am for sure a big time momentum player. I have literally brought back my team from like 20-8 or so multiple times just on serves. But. My "bumps" go in the wrong direction half the time even after years of practice. I'm guilty of "lifts" far too often, I guess because of my football/basketball background, tbh. When things go wrong I tend to play worse and slow down.

    The other issue with sand volleyball can be the sun. I'm very much heat intolerant and my eyes are very sun intolerant. If i'm staring into the sun that ball isn't going anywhere tbh. I play better late into the evenings and at night.
    tbh you just need to have the right mix of good career plus being decent enough at volleyball. IMO, the higher up I went the more I realized that 90% of the elite AA players have sh!tty jobs or are flat out unemployed which is why they're able to practice/play 5 days a week for hours and hours at a time. You can't be volleyball Giga-Chad and also have a real career.

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    See girl, talk to girl, if there is something there do things with girl and then make the move. It is us not that hard.
    Drive hours for some split tail-nah it comes to me.

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