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    Nothing you'll have to worry about going foward.

    You won't be attending those breeding dens for COVID, amirite?
    But do you ever leave your gamer chair tho

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    Lol like anything else I guess, all who you play with.

    We used to do sand volleyball leagues too. Softball tho sucked, imo. Too many serious people thinking their just a bad high school coach away from being in the minor leagues
    rofl I did one softball league in college and it sucked tbh especially when you play a legit team that can hit. 90% of the time you're either standing there in the infield getting whiplash watching them smack it to the fence or chasing balls nonstop in the outfield

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    Lol like anything else I guess, all who you play with.

    We used to do sand volleyball leagues too. Softball tho sucked, imo. Too many serious people thinking their just a bad high school coach away from being in the minor leagues
    Minor leagues. The bar low for your peers.

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    Big Fork, MT. It's basically an outdoorsman's paradise tbh. Zero crime, no WOKE politics, etc. It does get [email protected] up a little bit in the summer though when the White Claw/Selfie Militia comes in from out of town for tourist season to [email protected] everything up, but other than that it's great IMO
    white claws

    scoff

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    Nothing you'll have to worry about going foward.

    You won't be attending those breeding dens for COVID, amirite?
    We can go pretty much anywhere now that we're vaccinated.

    Why do you stay home every single weekend?

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    "The numbers aren't there" could be a problem in any given country town though, because if there's only a handful of single females around your age at any given point, the chances of actually finding an ideal longterm partner wife are pretty slim, even if you have your pick of any of the single females.

    I'm pretty damn picky tbh. She's got to have a lot in common with me.
    meh I guess, but then again the city culture is garbage and I have zero desire to date anybody whose idea of a good time is going out to the bars every weekend listening to ty GoldsteinRecords.jpg music (in other words, 90% of city dwellers). Then again, I don't really have any desire to get married. Abandoned that idea a long time ago like The Bot abandoning the run at the goalline in favor a ty goalline fade per par etc

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    meh I guess, but then again the city culture is garbage and I have zero desire to date anybody whose idea of a good time is going out to the bars every weekend listening to ty GoldsteinRecords.jpg music (in other words, 90% of city dwellers). Then again, I don't really have any desire to get married. Abandoned that idea a long time ago like The Bot abandoning the run at the goalline in favor a ty goalline fade per par etc


    p.s. I don't think Fat Mike is any better, tbh. He's the guy who settled for two field goals inside the 1 yard line in Seattle on back to back post-turnover drives early in the NFC championship game.

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    meh I guess, but then again the city culture is garbage and I have zero desire to date anybody whose idea of a good time is going out to the bars every weekend listening to ty GoldsteinRecords.jpg music (in other words, 90% of city dwellers). Then again, I don't really have any desire to get married. Abandoned that idea a long time ago like The Bot abandoning the run at the goalline in favor a ty goalline fade per par etc
    Gotta look 'innovative'.....'innovative'.....

    and nothing says innovative like drafting a 6'7 tight end early and having him sit behind 55 year old Witten the whole season except for when we're at the goalline. Preferably this tight end would be African American so I can win social justice points in my weekly Bingo league. Nothing says 'innovative' like shoehorning in this goalline fade play when you have a Pro Bowl offensive line and running back....even though it never worked it gave off the impression that my firmware and programming was actually adaptable....adaptable....i guess that's what you humans call 'critical thinking'....

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    white claws

    scoff
    I'm building my own 'mookie crew' scoff list in this thread. Will edit as it builds..so far I've got:

    White Claw
    Adult Beer Leagues
    Trivia Night
    Stephen A Smith and other [email protected] sports analysts (from the Kwame Brown thread)

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    Never did the Trivia thing but I did like the wings.

    I am out of the circuit I guess, I cannot even think of anything that's in fashion now to about.

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    I'm building my own 'mookie crew' scoff list in this thread. Will edit as it builds..so far I've got:

    White Claw
    Adult Beer Leagues
    Trivia Night
    Stephen A Smith and other [email protected] sports analysts (from the Kwame Brown thread)
    wth is an adult beer league ?

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    wth is an adult beer league ?
    Basically any kind of semi-athletic league that revolves around drinking. Cornhole, Kickball, Darts, Volleyball, etc. Even worse is when it's not even semi-athletic, just sitting around drinking like the aforementioned "Trivia Night"

    Now I'm not saying those activities in general are bad. I think compe ion is good IMO especially ones that involve legit athleticism. Nothing wrong with using some of this stuff as a legitimate outlet. But if one were to enroll in these [email protected] leagues that revolve around drinking and having members that look like they came straight from a spurstalk GTG, that's when the Viability of Suicide needs to be seriously contemplated IMO

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    Basically any kind of semi-athletic league that revolves around drinking. Cornhole, Kickball, Darts, Volleyball, etc. Even worse is when it's not even semi-athletic, just sitting around drinking like the aforementioned "Trivia Night"

    Now I'm not saying those activities in general are bad. I think compe ion is good IMO especially ones that involve legit athleticism. Nothing wrong with using some of this stuff as a legitimate outlet. But if one were to enroll in these [email protected] leagues that revolve around drinking and having members that look like they came straight from a spurstalk GTG, that's when the Viability of Suicide needs to be seriously contemplated IMO
    brah we need to hoop again

    lets go to a park with a broken 9 foot rim so you can dunk on it and piss people off for bending the goal further

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    brah we need to hoop again

    lets go to a park with a broken 9 foot rim so you can dunk on it and piss people off for bending the goal further
    ROFL

    need to find the whereabouts of that other tall honky and recreate the Redneck Twin Towers IMO

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    But do you ever leave your gamer chair tho
    What do you care? You want lockdowns in case you forgot, board cuckold.

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    What do you care? You want lockdowns in case you forgot, board cuckold.
    What do you care? You haven't left that chair since 2015, derp.

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    What do you care? You haven't left that chair since 2015, derp.
    Any mixed race babies make their way into your negligent care lately, board cuckold?

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    What do you care? You want lockdowns in case you forgot, board cuckold.
    We're vaccinated, derp. We can go anywhere we want.

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    We're vaccinated, derp. We can go anywhere we want.
    You can anyways. But that Biden's gambit worked on you.

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    You can anyways. But that Biden's gambit worked on you.
    Worked on me how, derp?

    Explain your conspiracy theory.

    Or fold at my feet again.

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    Worked on me how, derp?

    Explain your conspiracy theory.

    Or fold at my feet again.
    You think you need Biden's permission to live your life.

    You're such a pathetic .

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    You think you need Biden's permission to live your life.

    You're such a pathetic .
    10/10

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    Any mixed race babies make their way into your negligent care lately, board cuckold?
    20/10

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    Only b/c it might be true.

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    Only b/c it might be true.
    30/10

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