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    Dumps is probably right...Stanwyck.
    Mary Tyler Moore.

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    So you're saying Elvis banged a 57 year old costar.

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    So you're saying Elvis banged a 57 year old costar.
    She's a great actress, top shelf, but I've never been able to see her as a sexual en y.

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    She's a great actress, top shelf, but I've never been able to see her as a sexual en y.
    I'm guessing Derp is being Derp and pretending someone else was the leading lady in a particular flick.


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    I'm guessing Derp is being Derp and pretending someone else was the leading lady in a particular flick.

    You never watched Roustabout, derp.

    We did.

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    Maybe Elvis banged ole Barbie.

    No matter who, he was probably thinking of Raquel at the time anyhow.


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    [QUOTE=Thread;10556059]
    10 Reasons Why Elvis Presley Is Overrated



    2. The fake songwriting credits.

    Elvis hardly wrote any of his songs, but he sure got credit for all of them. Granted, it was reportedly his manager, “Colonel” Tom Parker (a real piece of work himself), who made Presley do it. But still, we’re talking about more than just taking credit for other people’s hard work—he took money from them. Otis Blackwell deserved the royalties for “Don’t Be Cruel.” Ken Darby deserved the royalties for “Love Me Tender.” The list goes on.}}}

    He also made Presley send all his /signed blank check attached in every year to the IRS and let the IRS figure it out. Never-a-problem.
    Wait, you mean he didn't write "In the Ghetto"?

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    Elvis is the King


    nobody elected him King. he just is. that's how Kings work

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    [QUOTE=Blake;10557669]

    Wait, you mean he didn't write "In the Ghetto"?
    No, but 'E' WOKE us a half-century early, Blake...


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    Wait, you mean he didn't write "In the Ghetto"?
    Is Elvis on the list of en ies not for cuckolds?

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    Let us proceed...

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    "Early Lord, one frosty morn."

    The old standard I've lodged more than a few times...this time with my original prose to introduce it on an eBay message board 27 July 2007...

    July 14th, 1973 via satellite from Honolulu:

    Elvis Presley, focused, tireless thru 25 cuts before the penultimate tribute to the Southland. The fierce melding of the negroe spiritual, and the sacred anthem of the Confederacy, driven excitedly by Julia Ward Howe's Battle Hymn of the Republic. Presley, foreshadowing his own demise All My Trials leading in to the solo of Dixie by the flutist, who nervously delivers his work under the impatient gaze of Presley. Presley, angrily imploring Tutt, the drummer before finally commanding J.D. Sumner and the Stamps Quartet to initiate their haunting wail to the South, while Presley himself takes this American Trilogy on into the ages.

    The 30th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is August 16th.

    "Early Lord, one frosty morn." (1.8.1935)

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    He's garbage

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    He's lucky to have died early. Imagine how he would have tried to hang on to his youth and how it would ruin his entire image. Does anyone think of a young Bill Cosby or young Robert DeNiro? No, they think of the old, broken down, decrepit TOSBs they are now. Thankfully Elvis only touched the fringe of TOSB.
    For sure. We do this all the time. "Just think of what we missed with the deaths of Hendrix, Lennon, Joplin...etc."
    The truth is that as people get older, they lose much of their creativity. We romanticize the early deaths and pretend they were going to continue to create great music their whole lives.
    But how much do we really get from 40+ year old musicians? You can look at the Rolling Stones, McCartney...anyone for that matter.

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    For sure. We do this all the time. "Just think of what we missed with the deaths of Hendrix, Lennon, Joplin...etc."
    The truth is that as people get older, they lose much of their creativity. We romanticize the early deaths and pretend they were going to continue to create great music their whole lives.
    But how much do we really get from 40+ year old musicians? You can look at the Rolling Stones, McCartney...anyone for that matter.
    Tbf, Hendrix had a lot left to give. Lennon would still probably be active politically and was more of an artist/poet McCartney is, but true enough. Some of these guys should've hung it up a while ago.

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    For sure. We do this all the time. "Just think of what we missed with the deaths of Hendrix, Lennon, Joplin...etc."
    The truth is that as people get older, they lose much of their creativity. We romanticize the early deaths and pretend they were going to continue to create great music their whole lives.
    But how much do we really get from 40+ year old musicians? You can look at the Rolling Stones, McCartney...anyone for that matter.
    Tbf, Hendrix had a lot left to give. Lennon would still probably be active politically and was more of an artist/poet McCartney is, but true enough. Some of these guys should've hung it up a while ago.
    The bitter realization mercilessly persists: they're not machines.

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    10664505[/URL]]Tbf, Hendrix had a lot left to give. Lennon would still probably be active politically and was more of an artist/poet McCartney is, but true enough. Some of these guys should've hung it up a while ago.
    I’m not saying they should all hang it up. Just that the prolific output of new (and good) music stops. Agree that Hendrix had some more years.

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    Bono then...Elvis: "Should you go first."


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    Should You Go First
    ~by Albert Kennedy "Rosey" Rowsell~

    Should you go first and I remain
    to walk the road alone,
    I'll live in memories garden dear,
    with happy days we've known.
    In spring I'll wait for roses red,
    when faded, the lilacs blue.
    In early fall when brown leaves fall,
    I'll catch a glimpse of you.
    Should you go first and I remain,
    for battle to be fought.
    Each thing you've touched along the way
    will be a hallowed spot.
    I'll hear your voice, I'll see your smile,
    though blindly I may grope,
    The memory of your helping hand
    will buoy me on with hope.
    Should you go first and I remain,
    one thing I'll have you do:
    Walk slowly down that long long path,
    for soon I'll follow you.
    I want to know each step you take,
    so I may take the same.
    For someday down that lonely road
    you'll hear me call your name.

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