My hope.....
Brian Wright: Alright, so we got that John Collins max offer we'll keep quiet until Friday since he's a restricted free agent and we gotta catch the Hawks napping. McDermott agreed. We got some cash left ... we better spend it before Pop tells us to bring Patty back.
RC Buford: Alright, who would take $7 million a year?
BW: Hmm... I'm not sure. That's not much money these days.
RC: What's Kyle Korver up to these days? You can trust that guy at his word!
BW: Uh, I think he's retired.
RC: What abut Pau Gasol? I think he even has a foundation! And he opted out that one time so overpaying him is only the classy thing to do!
BW: I'm pretty sure he's busy right now. What about that broken down big man in Portland? He can't be asking for much.
RC: Bill Walton?
BW: Nah, that other guy.
RC: Sam Bowie?
BW: No ... what's his name, he barely played. Ah, I can't remember his name.
RC: Greg Oden?
BW: No. No. Oh, yeah, Zach Collins. I think he's out for the season. He'll take whatever we offer. Plus, the rest of the NBA would think we're crazy so they'll be caught totally off guard when we sign John Collins to the max.
RC: Samuel Adams?
BW: No, never mind, RC. I got this!