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    Tuesday night.

    Id collect my paper route on Tuesday night. 59 dailies and 120 Sundays of the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Tuesday worked well: customers were mostly home, their paychecks from the Ford plant cashed. Nighttime worked because I could see easily, but, could not be seen easily. In cold winters Id crouch by basement windows and warm my hands on the exhaust valve of the clothes dryer. Id also be able to see many wonderful sights of suburban wives and mothers.


    Id approach the front door quietly, and before knocking Id go to tiptoes and peek into the six small windows that adorned the top of most of the doors on my route. There Id see into the private lives of my customers before knocking and collecting what was owed.


    Their son and brother, my classmate had been killed at (5 points) a lethal rail crossing in the area. It was a Volkswagen. They towed it to a Sunoco station on Pearl Road and left it there, in the back, out of sight. I went over Sunday night with a friend to take a look. The back seat had been rendered no wider than less than twelve inches. The Beatle was full of bright red blood and shattered glass. Looked like the kaleidoscope opening to Family Affair. Mickey T. had been in that backseat. Alive he was much larger than a foot across. Hed been obese at a time when obese was a curiosity, not a standard. Mark K. had been in the front seat, but, ended up outside on the rails, we heard.


    This was the Tuesday after the Friday when a train had smashed that Beatle. As I peered in, the remaining Ks were seated in the living room eating off metal TV trays. The daughter, the driver had survived. Her arm broken she was seated on the couch. They had a color TV, the lucky dogs.


    They owed double. $2.50 which was a lot of money 50 years ago. I eased back down off my tiptoes and returned to the night without knocking.


    Two houses down the Miles family; the missus, her husband, and their small child. The missus was a favorite. Shed most of the time come to the side door in a red nightgown. I always figured she was waiting for her husband to come home from the office. Shed brush aside the door curtain, see that it was me, and retreat to get her purse. Then she opened the door and lean into the screen door and rifle thru that purse for the exact change.

    How are you, Cully-boy?

    Im fine, Mrs. Miles.

    It was then that her nightgown would part and her flaming red panties would appear. Shed count out the exact coinage, then at the last would include a .50 cent tip each Tuesday night. Well, most Tuesday nights, sometimes her husband would be home from the office. Id get the $1.25 and nary tip.

    Thank you, Mr. Miles.
    Yeah, kid, okay. He was always gruff. Always.

    Id save Mrs. Miles for last then go home, ensconce myself in the bathroom with mothers ladies magazines organized on the floor in front of the toilet to the pages, yes, the pages of the ladies underwear ads and pull it with visions of Mrs. Miles and those red panties and the photographs of panty-girdle clad women in the ads.


    Thered be no pulling this night even though Mrs. Miles had shown me her red panties. At the corner twixt North Gallatin Blvd and South Gallatin Blvd where I lived, I saw a brown paper lunch bag on the sidewalk. It had been neatly folded at the top and seemed full. I knelt over it and in the street light illumination opened it.

    Inside was a perfectly sectioned kitten, each body part drained of blood and put back precisely in place.

    The body was still warm.

    -The End-

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    Eh, Culburn, in Las Vegas was more honest about the writers sexuality. Sure the writer was confused about his/her feelings but who could forget this gem:

    "I crawled beneath the blankets and gently pulled his panties off and kissed her thighs as softly as I could. She spread them in response and I went down to her knees & calves."

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    Eh, Culburn, in Las Vegas was more honest about the writer’s sexuality. Sure the writer was confused about his/her feelings but who could forget this gem:

    "I crawled beneath the blankets and gently pulled his panties off and kissed her thighs as softly as I could. She spread them in response and I went down to her knees & calves."
    Come ta Pappy.

    Signed,

    - Pappy

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    Dear confused welsher,

    Why did you delete Culburn, in Las Vegas? Revealed your sexual ambiguity (not that there is anything wrong with it, ask dmc)?

    Signed,

    - Inquiring readers looking for answers from an old man who was never a “confident heterosexual”

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    Dear confused welsher,

    Why did you delete Culburn, in Las Vegas? Revealed your sexual ambiguity (not that there is anything wrong with it, ask dmc)?

    Signed,

    - Inquiring readers looking for answers from an old man who was never a “confident heterosexual”
    No idea of your natural age, but mentally you are a child. Consensual sex isn't bad. You can make fun of it all you want and poke around with "ambiguity" but it's only ambiguous to you, not to them.

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    Tuesday night.

    I’d collect my paper route on Tuesday night. 59 dailies and 120 Sundays of the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Tuesday worked well: customers were mostly home, their paychecks from the Ford plant cashed. Nighttime worked because I could see easily, but, could not be seen easily. In cold winters I’d crouch by basement windows and warm my hands on the exhaust valve of the clothes dryer. I’d also be able to see many wonderful sights of suburban wives and mothers.


    I’d approach the front door quietly, and before knocking I’d go to tiptoes and peek into the six small windows that adorned the top of most of the doors on my route. There I’d see into the private lives of my customers before knocking and collecting what was owed.


    Their son and brother, my classmate had been killed at (5 points) a lethal rail crossing in the area. It was a Volkswagen. They towed it to a Sunoco station on Pearl Road and left it there, in the back, out of sight. I went over Sunday night with a friend to take a look. The back seat had been rendered no wider than less than twelve inches. The Beatle was full of bright red blood and shattered glass. Looked like the kaleidoscope opening to “Family Affair.” Mickey T. had been in that backseat. Alive he was much larger than a foot across. He’d been obese at a time when obese was a curiosity, not a standard. Mark K. had been in the front seat, but, ended up outside on the rails, we heard.


    This was the Tuesday after the Friday when a train had smashed that Beatle. As I peered in, the remaining K’s were seated in the living room eating off metal TV trays. The daughter, the driver had survived. Her arm broken she was seated on the couch. They had a color TV, the lucky dogs.


    They owed double. $2.50 which was a lot of money 50 years ago. I eased back down off my tiptoes and returned to the night without knocking.


    Two houses down the Miles family; the missus, her husband, and their small child. The missus was a favorite. She’d most of the time come to the side door in a red nightgown. I always figured she was waiting for her husband to come home from the office. She’d brush aside the door curtain, see that it was me, and retreat to get her purse. Then she opened the door and lean into the screen door and rifle thru that purse for the exact change.

    “How are you, Cully-boy?”

    “I’m fine, Mrs. Miles.”

    It was then that her nightgown would part and her flaming red panties would appear. She’d count out the exact coinage, then at the last would include a .50 cent tip each Tuesday night. Well, most Tuesday nights, sometimes her husband would be home from the office. I’d get the $1.25 and nary tip.

    “Thank you, Mr. Miles.”
    “Yeah, kid, okay.” He was always gruff. Always.

    I’d save Mrs. Miles for last then go home, ensconce myself in the bathroom with mother’s ladies magazines organized on the floor in front of the toilet to the pages, yes, the pages of the ladies underwear ads and pull it with visions of Mrs. Miles and those red panties and the photographs of panty-girdle clad women in the ads.


    There’d be no pulling this night even though Mrs. Miles had shown me her red panties. At the corner twixt North Gallatin Blvd and South Gallatin Blvd where I lived, I saw a brown paper lunch bag on the sidewalk. It had been neatly folded at the top and seemed full. I knelt over it and in the street light illumination opened it.

    Inside was a perfectly sectioned kitten, each body part drained of blood and put back precisely in place.

    The body was still warm.

    -The End-
    Good stuff, Dale.

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    No idea of your natural age, but mentally you are a child. Consensual sex isn't bad. You can make fun of it all you want and poke around with "ambiguity" but it's only ambiguous to you, not to them.
    Keep telling yourself that but I see I struck a nerve.

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    Keep telling yourself that but I see I struck a nerve.
    If you did it would be the first thing you ever struck, certainly not pussy.

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    If you did it would be the first thing you ever struck, certainly not pussy.
    I do not worry about getting pussy.

    You on the other fat-hand, fantasize about men. That is a fact noted by everyone unfortunate enough to read your .

    Plus: 1. why do keep ing up you comma usage and 2. the “certainly not pussy” is word salad. Or was ducks your classmate? Or are you saying you are “pussy?”

    Either way, keep trying.

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    I do not worry about getting pussy.

    You on the other fat-hand, fantasize about men. That is a fact noted by everyone unfortunate enough to read your .

    Plus: 1. why do keep ing up you comma usage and 2. the “certainly not pussy” is word salad. Or was ducks your classmate? Or are you saying you are “pussy?”

    Either way, keep trying.
    That's a lot of yapping over a pussy comment

    Seems like I struck a nerve.

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    That's a lot of yapping over a pussy comment

    Seems like I struck a nerve.
    Nah, you are just an dullard trying too hard to sound bright.

    The “you do not troll me, I troll you” is proof positive you were butt-hurt.

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    Nah, you are just an dullard trying too hard to sound bright.

    The “you do not troll me, I troll you” is proof positive you were butt-hurt.
    Fascinating. Could you expound a bit on the nuances of your findings?

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