As for parallel parking, I almost got hit from in front of me some stoned dumbass on Main Street in Morrison, Colorado last week tried to parallel park and almost backed up right into me.
what a ing dumbass. And his equally high as a kite brother or best friend jumped out and started ing at me for honking my horn because I didn't want him to hit me... early 20s something brainless assholes that are great at rolling and lighting joints but don't know how to drive worth a damn. No wonder Colorado has become such a re edly blue state.