RC Buford - drunk driver
Pop - raging alcoholic who cares more about wine & dinners than coaching, invented the “Hack A” strategy, also invented load management
Tony Parker - cheated on Eva Longoria
Tim Duncan - all that weirdness with the Amy situation, stole Becky Hammon’s job and then didn’t want it anymore, also terrible at investing
Bruce Bowen - just a top notch a-hole
San Antonio citizens - turned on their greatest talent, Kawhi. Also fat women & churros, etc
Ime Udoka - cheated on Nia Long, now reports of non-consensual behavior
It seems pretty clear that the Spurs are a cancer to this league and should be dissolved immediately! Reply something angry at me if you agree!