Wife and Her Bull are making me sleep in the garage. Do I buy a tent?

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Venting here. I’m a military husband. My wife and I have had a live in bull to keep her company when I’m gone or when I’m overseas. She definitely has an attachment to him and often cries when he’s not around.
My wife and her bull make me sleep in the garage while they sleep in the master bedroom. The garage is small, so I only have a twin size air mattress and an Xbox for which I play MW2. The garage also gets hot because there’s no air conditioning at all. (We live in Florida). I often sweat all night and hear my wife and her bull through the walls having sex, or talking about me. I hate that they talk because I’m the one who pays the bills for the three of us and they don’t seem to appreciate it as much as they should.
Do you guys think a tent would be a good idea? We have a small yard and the neighbors might wonder what’s going on but it’s definitely cooler outside than it is in the garage. My only worry is I might come home and see the tent destroyed, and thrown in the trash because the bull might not like it. (I’ve heard that bulls are very particular about where the husband sleeps). Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

[lebomb]

Suicide seems to be your best option.

[FrostKing]

What loadout are you running on MW2?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Suicide seems to be your best option.

this

[SpursforSix]

Venting here. I’m a military husband. My wife and I have had a live in bull to keep her company when I’m gone or when I’m overseas. She definitely has an attachment to him and often cries when he’s not around.
My wife and her bull make me sleep in the garage while they sleep in the master bedroom. The garage is small, so I only have a twin size air mattress and an Xbox for which I play MW2. The garage also gets hot because there’s no air conditioning at all. (We live in Florida). I often sweat all night and hear my wife and her bull through the walls having sex, or talking about me. I hate that they talk because I’m the one who pays the bills for the three of us and they don’t seem to appreciate it as much as they should.
Do you guys think a tent would be a good idea? We have a small yard and the neighbors might wonder what’s going on but it’s definitely cooler outside than it is in the garage. My only worry is I might come home and see the tent destroyed, and thrown in the trash because the bull might not like it. (I’ve heard that bulls are very particular about where the husband sleeps). Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

You're only way to gain back your house is to supplant your wife. I don't know if that takes drugging the bull or that you have to dress up like a woman. But whatever it takes, you have to satisfy the bull more than your wife does.

[FrostKing]

Rape the Bull

[koriwhat]

You trolls are lame af and not comedic in the least.

[Tyronn Lue]

Venting here. I’m a military husband. My wife and I have had a live in bull to keep her company when I’m gone or when I’m overseas. She definitely has an attachment to him and often cries when he’s not around.
My wife and her bull make me sleep in the garage while they sleep in the master bedroom. The garage is small, so I only have a twin size air mattress and an Xbox for which I play MW2. The garage also gets hot because there’s no air conditioning at all. (We live in Florida). I often sweat all night and hear my wife and her bull through the walls having sex, or talking about me. I hate that they talk because I’m the one who pays the bills for the three of us and they don’t seem to appreciate it as much as they should.
Do you guys think a tent would be a good idea? We have a small yard and the neighbors might wonder what’s going on but it’s definitely cooler outside than it is in the garage. My only worry is I might come home and see the tent destroyed, and thrown in the trash because the bull might not like it. (I’ve heard that bulls are very particular about where the husband sleeps). Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

You got the best MW tbh pretty sure you got the best end of that deal

[spurraider21]

Venting here. I’m a military husband. My wife and I have had a live in bull to keep her company when I’m gone or when I’m overseas. She definitely has an attachment to him and often cries when he’s not around.
My wife and her bull make me sleep in the garage while they sleep in the master bedroom. The garage is small, so I only have a twin size air mattress and an Xbox for which I play MW2. The garage also gets hot because there’s no air conditioning at all. (We live in Florida). I often sweat all night and hear my wife and her bull through the walls having sex, or talking about me. I hate that they talk because I’m the one who pays the bills for the three of us and they don’t seem to appreciate it as much as they should.
Do you guys think a tent would be a good idea? We have a small yard and the neighbors might wonder what’s going on but it’s definitely cooler outside than it is in the garage. My only worry is I might come home and see the tent destroyed, and thrown in the trash because the bull might not like it. (I’ve heard that bulls are very particular about where the husband sleeps). Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

if he's only around when you're away, you wouldnt be hearing them through the walls

methinks you're lying

[chunticakes]

Ask Blake for advice.

[baseline bum]

LOL Xbox, should have gotten a Playstation.

[Millennial_Messiah]

LOL Xbox, should have gotten a Playstation.

We 2013 now.