no... that gross prison brags about giving other men rimjobs, tbh
Citrucel.
Evil, big pharma con or good stuff?
I know if one eats a crapload of cooked veggies and soups the colon will stay cleansed and open. Had my 10 year rump scope and all is well. Had a tiny polyp they snipped (very common and excellent preventative measure.) But the Dr. thinks adding Citrucel would be beneficial. I've toked about a weeks worth of doses and i guess it's aight.
The other main commercial rump sweeper, the one made with psylium, noo i can't take that chit.
no... that gross prison brags about giving other men rimjobs, tbh
Would you dare to put your in a muff, though? Knowing that you might get germs, tbh?
Yeah on road trips and camping it makes sense, but as an everyday thing at home seems unnecessarily expensive and bad for the environment.
If a penis is full of open wounds I am going to suggest you forgo sex in this manner and/or with a mouth full of wounds.
You are only worried about the expense. They are biodegradable otherwise you would need a plumber quite often. They are not tampons.
Depends on the wipe. Most of the commercially available ones are not degradable at all and end up making huge clogs in sewer systems when thousands of people flush them.
e.g.:
https://www.wbay.com/2022/02/19/flus...en-bay-sewers/
If you need some extra cleaning for your ass, put some foaming soap on your regular toilet paper.
Those are not made of paper.
The ones like Venture wipes which are for camping.
I know they hold together a lot better than toilet paper as well.
God Bless SF6 for his holiday season posts.
Note to MM.
Only use when you dont get a clean wipe like SF6. It will work out money wise in the long run as you will save on psychiatric bills in the long haul.
Awesome then, back to our other conversation...
Let's abolish tampons and use men's mouths as the replacement. It's something I've done quite a few times and don't mind it at all and actually kind of get off to it.
psychiatric bills. I'd rather just pop a benzo or a Nyquil.
I don't think I've ever had a "clean wipe" in my life. A healthy dump is a solid sinker log but not a dry, dehydrated one. If you don't get any residue at all when you wipe you're probably constipated or dehydrated.
Well you disagree with SF6
Side note:
Biodegradable wipes used for outdoors degradation may not be flushable I have found out.
The thicker the paper the less flushable. Apparently Chumps example is not the only one and it concerns mechanical problems. Any paper that balls up and does not pull apart easily can clog systems. Even if made of paper. So it may be biodegradable, but not necessarily flushable. It can clog sewer lines. Worse, because people throw non paper products down toilets, dental floss etc... it really can clog stuff up. Especially on septic systems.
So use thin toilet paper that your fingers can punch through. Then wash your hands with chemicals that kill everything.
I will not sleep well tonight.
Just get the 1000-sheet roll stuff and fold it up. It's gonna be OK.
But how do I fit a gigantic roll into the current holders?
Im going to have to go vertical with the holder and use a car axle.
Google "toilet paper roll extender"
If the option is the 1-ply Scott TP you'll find at a public stall then no amount of TP is good enough. The best you can hope for there is to wet it and put it in your stall and have about 5 of those for the end of your dump and hope some other guy(s) don't come inside the restroom at the same time and look at you like you're weird.
Or find an individual/family public bathroom if there's one available. That's what I try to do if I'm on the road.
I was thinking use the car axle to peg yourself instead of wiping tbh.
I just had an achievement unlocked today, at the old age of 29 -
Had 3 good poops in the same day. Not counting upset stomach/diarrhea episodes, of course. Just 3 solid poop sessions, one morning, one mid day, and one late afternoon with quite a good amount of quality, healthy brown poop logs.
Do they call your dad “wild cobra”?
If for prep one does about 30 twirls around the hand the Scott 1 can be effective of getting you out of that spot.
May still take as many as 10 swipes but cleanup can be obtained.
Somewhat agree with your water addition, but in a public place wow you better be careful.
Scott 1-ply with no water leads to bad hemorrhoids, and a thoroughly unpleasant road trip / day at Cedar Point, Kings Island, hiking Mount Elbert or the Grand Canyon or wherever I want to be to enjoy life.
Water is mandatory, and even then must be conservative and gentle.
I do carry some HEB brand preparation-H knock off but it is very slow at actually doing its job... better off just popping a couple tylenol imo. Can't take Aleve/Aspirin/Excedrin/Advil anymore because they're "blood thinners".
Three successful poops
Three successful faps
In the same day, May 2nd, 2023.
sore, buttsore, don't curr. Don't think I've ever accomplished that before. The exclusive double-triple. At the age of 29. Bravo, Andrew
Does anyone have a preferred brand? Charmin, Angel Soft, Kirkland?
Or just any will do?
RIP...
Then again, how is Jimmy Carter still sucking air and emitting carbon?
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