View Poll Results: Do cows fart?

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    On the one hand, we have a SpursTalk expert who says, "technically, cows don't fart"
    On the other hand, there is science.

    It's really confusing to me. Looking for some help.

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    No, cows don't fart. Everyone knows this

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    No, cows don't fart. Everyone knows this
    Do they not fart or do they technically not fart?

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    Juvenile fartboy obsessing about farts.

    Grow the up, dude.

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    Juvenile fartboy obsessing about farts.

    Grow the up, dude.
    lol the begging

    he's got you saying the same thing over and over again.

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    just admit you goofed. everybody makes mistakes, CC.

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    just admit you goofed. everybody makes mistakes, CC.
    The science has been explained by me in the original thread and twice to fartboy yet he persists in his childish fart obsession. 95+ percent of bovine methane emissions starts in the rumen and escapes through the mouth. Less than 5% of bovine methane emissions comes from the anus with the majority of those emissions originating in the deterioration of the actual feces. So let's generously say 2% escapes as gas. So if fartboy wants to obsess about "cow farts" I just said AGAIN that a very small percentage of methane escapes as gas.

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    Cows do not have intestines. The breakdown of the cellulose they eat happens in the rumen and that is where the methane is produced in the digestion process.

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    The science has been explained by me in the original thread and twice to fartboy yet he persists in his childish fart obsession. 95+ percent of bovine methane emissions starts in the rumen and escapes through the mouth. Less than 5% of bovine methane emissions comes from the anus with the majority of those emissions originating in the deterioration of the actual feces. So let's generously say 2% escapes as gas. So if fartboy wants to obsess about "cow farts" I just said AGAIN that a very small percentage of methane escapes as gas.
    Sounds like you're saying cows do fart, but they belch more. Is that right?

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    Sounds like you're saying cows do fart, but they belch more. Is that right?
    I said it in the original thread also where fartboy clipped one sentence. So I originally said a small amount of methane gas escapes through the anus as gas. If juvenile fartboy wants to call that gas " farts" then cows "fart". Three years later fartboy is still obsessing about farts.

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    So the answer is a simple yes.

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    So the answer is a simple yes.
    Which was answered three years ago. Fartboy persists in clipping one sentence. I get that he doesn't "like" me and the feeling is mutual. I get that he is an immature prick that comes back with his juvenile fart every time I post. So yes once and for all cows can pass a small amount of gas when they poop. So is the liberal circle jerk team happy now?

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    Which was answered three years ago. Fartboy persists in clipping one sentence. I get that he doesn't "like" me and the feeling is mutual. I get that he is an immature prick that comes back with his juvenile fart every time I post. So yes once and for all cows can pass a small amount of gas when they poop. So is the liberal circle jerk team happy now?
    He's laughing at you because you couldn't answer with a simple yes.

    That's why he started the thread. He knew you would react this way.

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    He's laughing at you because you couldn't answer with a simple yes.

    That's why he started the thread. He knew you would react this way.
    Oh, just another no life prick trying to win the internet? How cute. No wonder you guys relate.

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    Oh, just another no life prick trying to win the internet? How cute. No wonder you guys relate.
    You fell for it like a goddam rube. No wonder you're salty.

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    Well, fartboy got his "yes" so now he can end his childish "cows farts, giggle, giggle" fart vendetta.

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    Well, fartboy got his "yes" so now he can end his childish "cows farts, giggle, giggle" fart vendetta.
    You're still going?

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    You're still going?
    ???? I responded to your post. You claim that as some sort of victory???? Are you going to keep "going"?

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    Just an observation. You seriously can't stop even after being told you've been severely trolled.

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    I I agree with you that fartboy is a childish troll.

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    If you weren’t always so hilariously defensive about it, it would stop getting traction. Just say “yes cows fart” without the soliloquy every time and it would be too boring to keep bringing up

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    If you weren’t always so hilariously defensive about it, it would stop getting traction. Just say “yes cows fart” without the soliloquy every time and it would be too boring to keep bringing up
    Yes, cows pass small amounts of gas that fartboy calls "farts"
    done.

    Now off.

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