Harry must've cracked a WMD joke in the Tahoe on the way to the hunt.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/...nting_accident
WASHINGTON - Vice President Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.
Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.
Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.
What a stick
Harry must've cracked a WMD joke in the Tahoe on the way to the hunt.
I told to shoot him cuz that boy talked trash
about my handlin' of my war.
But just cuz I admit that don't mean I have to
admit that I admitted it.
I'm George W Bush and I just made my head hurt.
Did you not see the 'accidentally' part? I'm sure somehow this will reflect on his and Bush's intelligence, because people look for anything.
Hails of derisive laughter.
Cheney shouldn't even have a remote control, let alone a gun.
The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.
Of course, as is their haibt, they tried to cover it up. The story was hushed for 24 hours, and the hostess of the ranch broke it to the local CC newspapaer.
Yes, I did. What's your point?
Id like to see what Cheney himself has to say about this. Where is he?
In an undisclosed location.
Kinda makes you wonder who would come back alive if Cheney and Bobby Knight ever went on a hunting trip together.
HA! This could have all been avoided if there were wiretaps required in Shotgun casings.
I'll get on it.
I assume alcohol was involved.
My mom works at Memorial Hospital and called me when that dude was put in her unit. She also saw Barbara Bush there and was kind of excited. She has never really seen anyone famous before.
I heard his internal defibrillator misfired and threw off his shot as he reached for his chest...200 joules hurts!
I was watching duck hunting on tv the other day was was like "damn dude watch out".
One time at the pistol range (military) we where shooting M9 9mm's and this idiot got a hot brass in his shirt. And was jumping up and down but kept shooting. I was like dude if you can't control your weapon stop ing shooting...
All I know is, it ING hurt! I kept hearing that bas Mumble...Whittington of Mass Destruction...Whittington of Mass Destruction, and then I felt this searing in my shoulder as the bas slumped over!
Those Wyoming s can hit nothing smaller than an Elk on purpose! BAS S!
Yea, that's right boy,
damn Cheney, he can't never do the job right.
I'm George W Bush and I approved that attempt
Those Wyoming s can hit nothing smaller than an Elk on purpose! BAS S!
liberals aren't satisfied because Cheney didn't kill the guy
Hey he was a lawyer. Fair game.
He's not used to guns anymore since perfecting his Darth Cheney Choke
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