Goochie Grease

[DAF86]

"Here I baked you some muffins. I wiped them on my asshole, but don't worry, I washed it first."

If you used bidet, you could, tbh.

[spurraider21]

yeah... i've had bidets for a couple of years now in my home. cant go back. feel like a in caveman when i take a anywhere else

[Extra Stout]

Remind me not to eat any of DAF86’s cooking.

[DAF86]

Remind me not to eat any of DAF86’s cooking.

I'm cooking an asado right now. Every Spur fan is welcome, tbh.

[Extra Stout]

I'm cooking an ass-ado right now. Every Spur fan is welcome, tbh.

[DAF86]

I set myself up, tbh.

[CGD]

Nice

[Ariel]

H-E-B Commerical Idea

Devin: Have you all seen this thing called “Gooch Grease”?

Tre: Oh my God, that’s disgusting.

Wemby: In France, we use bidets.

Jeremy: I had one installed in my house.

Keldon: As a proud American, I use H-E-B Our Finest moist flushable wipes! I want to be slippery on the court, not in my underwear.

Tony Parker (in doorway, gags): Cooking With Tony is cancelled for today.

I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you

[Ariel]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

[Seventyniner]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

Believe it or not, there have been many threads on this board far tier than this one.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

There are folks that 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World.

If I have all over myself absolutely. You can have fun being covered in .

[FuzzyLumpkins]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

Because Dale and the troll cabal have been having a bad year and are taking it out on everyone.

[SequSpur]

Special needs forum.