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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    It's on. My longest I've lasted was in 2021 when I lasted until Feb. 26th after a chick texted me boobs and I wasn't getting laid at my dead-marriage (ex) wife's apartment in Lewisville TX. Which was stupid because I ended up having sex on March 13th with my first trip up to Michigan a couple weeks later. Shouldn't have ruined it.

    Four years later, I'm going to give this another go. It's another inauguration year, bitcoin bull run year. I haven't fapped since December 19th, 2024 actually as of this writing, and there's a strong probability I'm getting laid tomorrow and/or this weekend some time in Irving, provided I make the drive up there in one piece. Haven't been laid since August 17th '24 in Selma. Getting laid doesn't ruin NoFap.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    2025 virginity lost for the year for the earliest time in my life, mainly because I always spend New Years and typically the immediate weeks than follow with family. The first two times was a little rusty but yesterday just be a first time exploded inside her. And she had a hysterectomy a couple years back so she can't get pregnant. Now time for me to ditch this practice partner (honestly, we're not compatible, she hates compliments and is not affectionate whatsoever, which are 2 of my top love languages, her only physical touch aspect is she's a nympho)... time for me to explore the other women I'm talking to and perhaps meet more.

    Gonna be a good year

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    It is unhealthy not to fap, tbh.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    It is unhealthy not to fap, tbh.
    What if you make up for not fapping by having sex though?

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    What if you make up for not fapping by having sex though?
    Sure, just make sure not to the get an STD.

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    someone getting regular sex isn't creating a "no fapping" thread on a low traffic forum then being almost the sole contributor.

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    Yeah, I basically stopped fapping "by necessity" in my early 20s .. try exercise, making the median salary in your area and not being a conserva when it comes to things like women's health.

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    there's a strong probability I'm getting laid tomorrow and/or this weekend some time in Irving
    Make sure he wears a condom bro

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    Make sure he wears a condom bro
    Says the white man for kamala... lmfao

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    Koriwhat is a Trumpturd?! Shocking.
    Last edited by ohmwrecker; 01-14-2025 at 12:09 AM.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    Koriwhat is a Trumpturd?! Shocking.
    Trump Won, tbh. 2/3 times, in fact. Butt hurt?

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    clearly neither of the two es the DNC put up against the orange man were "Robert Horry mode". Unclutch

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    I ain't achieved a nut/Fap in over a year.

    It's just gone. All that is left to enjoy sex is my mind. And there remains genuine joy there. No bitterness, nor regret. When I had it I used it. Ended up basically with 53 years of use ( ing/FAP).

    Use it fellows.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    clearly neither of the two es the DNC put up against the orange man were "Robert Horry mode". Unclutch
    But he was (Horry). He got mad and driven. I'm confident those 2 sons drove him to it once he got angry...and it became maniacal, especially after the hit in Pennsylvania. The women would want him to quit and run. Not the old man and the 2 sons.

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Trump Won, tbh. 2/3 times, in fact. Butt hurt?
    lol No. Good luck with the celibacy. Should be easy for you.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    Koriwhat is a Trumpturd?! Shocking.
    Definitely not a "white man for mala"!

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    Bro have you considered a therapist?

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    lol No. Good luck with the celibacy. Should be easy for you.
    literally the year just started and all it took was a short morning drive up on January 3rd from San Antonio to Irving and had this snowbird girl from St Cloud, MN, Amber literally within 10 minutes unbutton her yellow dress to reveal to me she had nothing on underneath and invite me into her bed. Although, first time she made me use a condom which meant I had a hard time staying hard, but whatevs. Took 3 sex episodes to come in her Jan 3rd and 4th because I was a little under the weather but I did explode in her. Very nice body woman, rubenesque. She doesn't have a uterus, poor girl had uterine cancer at 12 (she's 36 now) so I'm good. Oh and I took her golfing too and kicked her butt.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Nofap is BS

    Fapping or not if you lack confidence it’s not going to matter

    incel cults

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    Bro have you considered a therapist?
    He simps for therapist and probably voted for him

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    He simps for therapist and probably voted for him
    I didn't vote and I've still succeeded in this thread.

    2005 was the happiest year of my life and I didn't have fapping (nor sex)... so why would I need it in 2025? Being 11 was awesome.

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    I didn't vote and I've still succeeded in this thread.

    2005 was the happiest year of my life and I didn't have fapping (nor sex)... so why would I need it in 2025? Being 11 was awesome.
    Oh I thought he was talking to Mr Ball of Anger, not you lol

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    Oh I thought he was talking to Mr Ball of Anger, not you lol
    Nvm he probably was talking to joey not me.

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    Meme coins suck

    <edit> whoops, wrong thread

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    Nvm he probably was talking to joey not me.
    No, to be clear, I was talking to you. I don't know what Joey's posts.

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