Y'all are nuts. Many here on this site have run around with a virtual hard on for Stephen Jackson since his tenure with the Spurs, and he's arguably every bit the head case that Artest is.
, Artest has called Duncan out as a pimp, having mad game. Dude wants to win. It's not the touches, he's looking for a fresh start.
In a family environment like the Spurs he would be fine. Right now he's got two punk ass es as teammates in JO'Neal and Buckets. Too many thugs for one team.
With the family structure in place in the Spurs organization, they could bring him in and make him a part of it and nurture him. Let Bowen be his mentor and you have the most dynamic perimeter defense in the league.
Think about it like football - Artest + Bowen would give the Spurs two cover corners, letting the rest of the team really ratchet things up defensively. We have a couple of guys who are difficult covers for Bowen that Artest would be great at (guys like Wade and Dirk).
People seem to forget this team, if not for the penultimate clutchness of Robert Horry, would have lost to the Pistons last year. In case you hadn't noticed, Detroit is killing people while the Spurs are eeking out wins.
You get Artest and you suddenly can shut down Rip and Chauncey with Bruce and Ron, and then the Pistons don't have anyone to do the lifting at the offensive end to score enough for Detroit.
I suspect our offering is some combination of Nazr/Rasho (probably Nazr) along with one of Barry/Oberto. Indy needs some inside muscle with injuries plaguing their front line, and they also need perimeter scoring. Nazr + Barry would be the perfect combination, throw in Oberto to put the deal over the top if Indy has a hard on for the guy.