Olympics Humor, comments made by NBC sports commentators

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Olympics Humor



Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the

Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:





1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing."



2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."



4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."



5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."



6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot, and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."



7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."



8. Soccer commentator: "Julian s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven s on the field."



9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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http://snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

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