'Cause I'm taking a s in' this weekend...Should I be Gellin'?

Good gracious.

I've been obsessed with football since I can remember. I can't remember a weekend this bad.

My Riders 0, Mrs. ASF's Judson Rockets 38
My Longhorns 0, The Evil Empire 12
My Cowboys 10, Giants 26

The Texans lost, the Astros lost, one of my fantasy teams lost.

, if it wasn't for playing T Park in the FSP league, this weekend would be a total loser!