LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Police told Albuquerque TV station KOAT that several employees at a fast-food restaurant in Los Lunas cooked marijuana into several Isleta officers' hamburgers late Sunday night.
It happened at the Burger King on Main Street at about 11:30 p.m.
Investigators said two restaurant employees put the pot in the burgers and served them to two officers from the Isleta Police Department.
After noticing something was wrong, police said the Isleta officers ran a field test on the burgers and they came back positive for marijuana.
"They consumed about half the hamburgers each before they found that there was something in the food, " said Los Lunas police Lt. Joe Sanchez.
Los Lunas investigators said a total of three employees are facing charges, including marijana posession and aggravated battery on an officer.
http://www.ksat.com/food/10042956/detail.html
do we not have a police officer that post here
Zstomp...But he's probably out eating burgers right now.
^
"After noticing something wrong..."? wtf?
In other news, the Los Lunas Krispy Kreme announced it would halt production on their LSD-laced doughnuts.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's got to be the dumbest way to get charged for aggravated battery of an officer. I would classify them under TD's favorite word.
Yes, ma'am.
I know that Burger King's old catch phrase was "Have It Your Way", but since when was weed offered as a topping?
Will it be replacing lettuce?
And how much extra do you have to pay for it?!?!!
Maybe they used the weed because lettuce and spinach had e. coli
What better way to drive sales at a restaurant than to put an appe e stimulant in food, heh.
Exactly.
Create AND cure the munchies in one fell swoop!
Refraining from making the obligatory "Super Troopers" reference right now is really killing me.
"its for a cop"......................
What a waste of weed.
Thank you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you.
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the 's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my in' cola before I break VOUS IN' LIP!
Hey!!Zstomp...But he's probably out eating burgers right now.
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