Seriously, I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, that this marriage ended in divorce.
http://www.perezhilton.com/
"Today is a special day.
We will try to type through the tears....
Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline.
And, MORE IMPORTANTLY....the comeback has begun!!!!!!!!!!
Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her pe ion, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.
Congratulations Britney!!!"
Seriously, I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, that this marriage ended in divorce.
, that was faster than I thought.
, with K-Fed's triple platinum album sales, his crack team of lawyers will have 'ol Brit's money in no time.
So does that mean she's available? Hey Brittney if you need another moocher in your life, I'm your man...
I know. I'm in complete surprise. I mean, who didn't see Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon a hundred miles off, but I really thought Brit and Kevin were forever, man.
*wipes away a tear*
How are any of us supposed to make it if they can't?
Well done easjer. I was going to post this last night as it was all the buzz.
K-Fed will be aiiight...
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Aspiring rapper Kevin Federline begged concert organizers not to cancel his appearance at New York City's Webster Hall on Saturday night, despite poor ticket sales.
Britney Spears' husband's debut album, Playing with Fire, was released last week to a less-than-enthusiastic reception.
Only 300 fans showed up to the venue, which is designed to hold 1,500.
A bartender at the event tells Star magazine, "They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on. He had to fight with them to keep this concert."
Federline was supposed to go on at 7 pm, but, the bartender reveals, "He was holding things up because there weren't enough fans. He was backstage waiting for more people to show up.
"It was a bad idea -- he shouldn't have neglected the fans that were there."
Federline finally took the stage at 10 pm -- three hours late -- and rapped for only half an hour.
According to an eyewitness, by the last song, "only one-third of the audience had stayed until the end."
I have a chance at her again. Oh yeah.
Nonstory of the Year.
But now GiG has a shot again!
Sig material.
Even money says she does Playboy to "revive" her career.
She should do Penthouse.
She should do me.
Winner!
Thread over.
About damn time ... good for her.
Yes, obviously good for her, because she had nothing to do with the two of them getting married in the first place.
Yeah, just skip over Hustler.
Hopefully she'll make better choices for her & her kids in the future.
I'd rather not have tlong in the pics.
Brit in a sheep costume really doesn't do it for me.
And if she doesn't.............who cares?
If she makes better choices............she won't be a topic of discussion, and then you halfwits will have to move on to some other star and discuss their meaningless life. I'm rooting for bad choices for the next ten years.
Well, I had to say something just to say something because I felt like it .... and since I have no interest in ing her or her nasty-ass-white-trash-soon-to-be-ex-husband, I thought that was good enough.
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