Apple solves two frequent complaints of women with one new chip

[CosmicCowboy]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them .

[Leetonidas]

Zing!

[katyon6th]

Oh, that's clever.