Purple Heart

[Hook Dem]

Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 04:30:33 +0000

Yesterday, a week after conceding the election, John Kerry called
President Bush and asked that he endorse a recommendation for his fourth
Purple Heart for injuries he received as a result of his butt whupping.

[Drachen]

Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 04:30:33 +0000

Yesterday, a week after conceding the election, John Kerry called
President Bush and asked that he endorse a recommendation for his fourth
Purple Heart for injuries he received as a result of his butt whupping.

Bush declined due to the fact that "I dont know what a Purple heart is, but it sounds life threatening." When aides rushed to inform him what it is he remarked "Well why didnt I recieve one, I did everything I could to make sure that no MIGs invaded Texas from Arkansas, I am a hero too."

[Hook Dem]

Bush declined due to the fact that "I dont know what a Purple heart is, but it sounds life threatening." When aides rushed to inform him what it is he remarked "Well why didnt I recieve one, I did everything I could to make sure that no MIGs invaded Texas from Arkansas, I am a hero too."

That purple heart thing still zings your butt doesn't it?

[Clandestino]

kerry wanted another medal so he could throw it away.

[Drachen]

That purple heart thing still zings your butt doesn't it?

Not quite sure what that meant, but I was just trying to keep the joke running in a highly partisian, yet jovial at ude.