What would you Say To Defend The Players?

[PeterBurns]

Let's say you had to defend the players to a certain extent.
What case would you make?

Would it be against the Fans because they crossed the line?
Team mentality?

Your thoughts...

[SequSpur]

If the beer didn't fit. You must acquit.

[Shelly]

If you lose by a bunch, you must throw a punch?

[timvp]

If your smokin' dat crack, you gotsta fight back.

[SequSpur]

When you got the itch, you have to go in the stands to get that beyitch.

[Shelly]

If you wanna be a man, hit the wrong fan.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Defense for Artest:
If someone throws a Miller, you got to go kill her.

For Jackson:
If your teammate goes nuts you must kick some butts.

For O'Neal:
If Ron sends a guy to the floor you must kick his ass more.

For Tinsley:
If you're mad at a fan you must get a dustpan.

[SequSpur]

[Kori Ellis]

If you're mad at a fan you must get a dustpan.

[PeterBurns]

I was trying to be serious for a change.....

[Kori Ellis]

Poor Pete. There's a lot of serious answers to this question in the thead locked to the top of the forum.

[SpursWoman]

OMG!

[Slomo]

You guys are good!

But this is the winner:

If you're mad at a fan you must get a dustpan.