You don't have to own a cat, or be owned by one, to appreciate
this.
> >
> > A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
> > turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on the phone
> > line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> > They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
> > taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
> house.
> >The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They
>
> >don't want the cat shut in the house >because "she"
> > always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while
> the
> >husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man
> > in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the
house
> > will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
will
> > be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my
mother."
> > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so
> > long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid was hiding
under
> > the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
out!
>
> >Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But
> it
> >worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out
> > into the back yard!"
> >
> > The cabdriver hit a parked car...