Suns fans misery index goes up a notch...

[Spurminator]

Course, it's hard to win a Championship when you've only been to the Finals twice. So maybe I shouldn't make fun.

[Shred]

Spurs fans will always have to get in the last word. Just shows you the power of the *.

[Spurminator]

That's what people say when they've lost the argument and think they can fool people into not responding.

0-39.

[mardigan]

History will show only the *.

You guys crack me up. Suns fans siding with Phil Jackson, nothing shows desperation more

[Corn on the Colb]

Why, that would be the number of Phoenix Suns les followed by the number of years the Phoenix Suns franchise has been a part of the NBA. Thank you for asking.

Ah, I thank you for your swift response, and I am now a more knowledgable basketball fan because of it.

[Johnny RIngo]

History will show only the *.

Here ya go.

Phoenix won't ever win a championship with their style of basketball because

1) Their coach sucks. D'Antoni might have been the hot in Italy but that Euro ball garbage doesn't cut it in the NBA. Mikey shares more similarities with Flip Saunders than he does with any championship calibre coach.

2) Defense wins championships:

Rank in EFG% of every NBA champion since the ABA/NBA merger in 76-77:

05-06: Miami 10th
04-05: San Antonio 1st
03-04: Detroit 2nd
02-03: San Antonio 2nd
01-02: LA Lakers 2nd
00-01: LA Lakers 13th
99-00: LA Lakers 1st
98-99: San Antonio 1st
97-98: Chicago 5th
96-97: Chicago 3rd
95-96: Chicago 6th
94-95: Houston 7th
93-94: Houston 3rd
92-93: Chicago 15th
91-92: Chicago 9th
90-91: Chicago 13th
89-90: Detroit 1st
88-89: Detroit 2nd
87-88: LA Lakers 9th
86-87: LA Lakers 6th
85-86: Boston 1st
84-85: LA Lakers 5th
83-84: Boston 2nd
82-83: Philadelphia 4th
81-82: LA Lakers 10th
80-81: Boston 3rd
79-80: LA Lakers 7th
78-79: Seattle 1st
77-78: Washington 10th
76-77: Portland 7th

Average Rank: 5.4

Phoenix ranked 12th this year in EFG%. So in the last 30 years, only three teams have finished the year with a worse EFG% and won the le.

Twice it was the Bulls during their first 3-peat and the 00-01 Lakers who steamrolled through the Playoffs, losing only one game.

Spurs are ranked 2nd in EFG% this year while the Cavs are ranked 3rd. Interestingly enough both teams are in the Finals.

[smeagol]

Because of the *.

Imbecile, all our championships have been sweet, even the one with a so called *.

How did you enjoy your championships, the ones you won with and without a * ?

What's that? I can't hear you?

! Sorry . . . I forgot you have no clue how it feels, and probably won't for a long time.

[Corn on the Colb]

Course, it's hard to win a Championship when you've only been to the Finals twice. So maybe I shouldn't make fun.

Ouch, hey now.

We can be friends, but to an extent.

[Shred]

Here ya go.

Phoenix won't ever win a championship with their style of basketball because

blah blah blah

Dance, monkey, dance!

[Shred]

Imbecile, all our championships have been sweet, even the one with a so called *.

How did you enjoy your championships, the ones you won with and without a * ?

What's that? I can't hear you?

! Sorry . . . I forgot you have no clue how it feels, and probably won't for a long time.

Dance, monkey, dance!

[smeagol]

Well now it looks a little more like this 0-38, 39*

340 and counting.

Damn you're stupid!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

History will show only the *.

Thats just you being a dumbass trying to get a rise. Here is NBA.com list of championships and you will note our 1999 championship held in the same esteem as every other one.

This was despite Phil Jackson lobbying. What makes you think a troupe of pathetic Suns and Cavs trolls have a chance? And you are probably stupid enough not to realzie you are conceding we are going to win.

[Shred]

Thats just you being a dumbass trying to get a rise. Here is NBA.com list of championships and you will note our 1999 championship held in the same esteem as every other one.

This was despite Phil Jackson lobbying. What makes you think a troupe of pathetic Suns and Cavs trolls have a chance? And you are probably stupid enough not to realzie you are conceding we are going to win.

Dance, monkey, dance!

[Spurminator]

I can't take it anymore! Please stop posting and leave my team alone!!!

[smeagol]

Dance, monkey, dance!

Suns fan trying to be funny on a Spurs board after his team has gone fishing for the 39th time in 39 years.

Definition of pathetic.

[Shred]

Suns fan trying to be funny on a Spurs board after his team has gone fishing for the 39th time in 39 years.

Definition of pathetic.

You need me! Dance, monkey!

[Corn on the Colb]

Dance, monkey, dance!

Comedic genius.

I think it's the repeating of it that's getting me. Oh, oh, my gut hurts. Oh, oh.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If it wasn't for this forum I'd have committed suicide already. So don't mind me. I'm just looking for a purpose in life.

[Hillcrest]

You will be eating it soon enough, but course, when that time comes, you will be nowhere to be found, so enjoy the asterisk on 2 of your 4 les, thats the reason your team cannot get any national respect. You will see les very very soon from the Suns, let's see if you are man enough to eat crow then.

"...enjoy the asterisks on 2 of your 4 les"...ha ha ha

that's the funniest "smack-talk" i've ever heard.

you heard it hear first. all you have to do to beat the suns in a best of 7 series is to foul them hard in just one of the games; they'll whine, take it personally, lose confidence, break rules, and crumble shortly after...and not win any more games after that.

you suns are making yourselves out to be little es. play some defense.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Dance, monkey, dance!

It truly is sad the levels of pathetic drudgery Suns fan has sank to. i have a question though did you hate losing to us on our way to the le in 05 or this year more?

[Spurminator]

Ouch, hey now.

We can be friends, but to an extent.

I was talking about the Suns.

Don't worry, your team is seven years younger and has a better upside.

[mardigan]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many les as the Suns and Jazz combined?

[Shred]

"...enjoy the asterisks on 2 of your 4 les"...ha ha ha

that's the funniest "smack-talk" i've ever heard.

you heard it hear first. all you have to do to beat the suns in a best of 7 series is to foul them hard in just one of the games; they'll whine, take it personally, lose confidence, break rules, and crumble shortly after...and not win any more games after that.

you suns are making yourselves out to be little es. play some defense.

I'm grinding it up, and....

DANCE!

[Shred]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many les as the Suns and Jazz combined?

[Corn on the Colb]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many les as the Suns and Jazz combined?

No, because you can't really have twice the amount of 0.