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Lebron is so good...
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Lebron can piss his name into concrete.
He would have create the world in just 5 days
Lebron is so good...
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Lebron can piss his name into concrete.
Lebron is so good.
His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Lebron.
LeBron is so good, Michael Jordan wants to come back so he can wear LeBron's number.
LeBron is so good...
He can run around the world and dunk on himself.
LeBron is so good...
That is not a list of credits at the end of Finals telecasts. That is a list of people LeBron dunked on that day.
LeBron is so good...
He plays the lottery every week, with just the number 23. He has won every week for four years.
LeBron is so good...
Those aren't craters on the moon. Those are places LeBron has hit his head while dunking.
LeBron is so good...
He does not travel at the speed of light; light travels at the speed of LeBron.
LeBron is so good...
There are only three things certain in life: death, taxes, and LeBron posterizing your ass.
Lebron is so good...
The dodo didn't die of natural causes. Lebron just got hungry.
Lebron is so good, he turns bronze into gold
Lebron is so good, there are no lists of extinct species, just a list of the ones Lebron allows to live.
LeBron is so good...
"Ohio" stands for 1) him dunking over your ass, 2) saying "hi", and 3) dunking over your ass again.
LeBron is so good...
Not only do bullets bounce off him, he grabs them as rebounds and dunks them over your ass.
Lebron is so good, he's the reason it's high in the middle.
LeBron is so good...
Originally, the stars on the U.S. flag were supposed to stand for LeBron's triple doubles, but once the flag got full, he started using the sky instead.
LeBron is so good...
He does not compete in the NBA. Competing "implies" the possibility of losing.
LeBron is so good...
The U.S. Air Force doesn't use bomber planes anymore. They just give LeBron explosive basketballs.
Lebron is so good...
His first dunk gets confused with the Big Bang.
LeBron is so good...
The active ingredient in Viagra is one bead of LeBron's sweat.
He is so good that Hershey changed the name of the candy bar to the Mr. Lebronbar.
LeBron is so good...
What we think of as a solar eclipse is just LeBron praticing dunks in his backyard.
LeBron is so good...
Occasionally when he goes for a dunk, he hammers it down too hard. We call the results black holes.
Lebron is so good...
Roland Garros used to be played on hard-court...until he accidently dunked a tennis ball during an exhibition match.
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