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Lebron is so good, if you water his poo 2 doves will spawn out of it
Lebron is so good, he tore the fabric of space-time flexing his biceps.
Lebron is so good, if you water his poo 2 doves will spawn out of it
LeBron is so good....
He never shaves...because the only thing that can cut Lebron James....is LeBron James
LeBron is so good.
His mere presence on the court results in the basketball shooting itself.
LeBron is so good...
ESPN Classic is getting read to show one of his high school games instead of their normal programming...
LeBron James gave Mona Lisa that smile
LeBron is so good...
he doesnt acutally write anything....the words assemble themselves out of fear
Lebron is so good...
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Lebron banging your sister.
this thread is classic.
i liked the lebanon changed its name to lebronan...lol
LeBron is so good.
He can only be satisfied when he makes love to himself.
LeBron James is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a basketball clinic there once. when he demonstrated his dunk all wome within a 1000 mile radius instantly became preganant.
LeBron is so good...
He is the only person who can actually email a dunk over you
LeBron is so good....
He got his first dunk at the age of 16. Seconds.
LeBron is so good,
God rested on the 7th day because a LeBron playoff game was on TV.
LeBron is so good...
a man once asked him if he could call him Bron. Lebron did not respond. He simply stared at the man until he exploded
LeBron is so good...
Once his coach told him to back off a bit so as not to run up the score. LeBron therefore played with both arms and legs chained up, upside down in a tank full of water, buried 20 feet under the arena. He was held to 91 points.
LeBron is so good...
Once they staged an one-on-one exhibition between him and Michael Jordan in Cleveland. To make it fair, LeBron's basket was mounted on the surface of the Sun.
Lebron is so good, he can hurry love, he can touch this, he can always get what he wants, and he can tell Kanye West something.
LeBron is so good...
One time Yao Ming hit a jump shot over him. In return, LeBron invented bird flu.
LeBron is so good...
AT&T was broken up the first time by one of his dunks.
LeBron is so good...
he does not consider it sex if the woman survives
lebron is so good...
all team will retire his number and build a statue of him
Lebron is so good...
He can kill two stones with one bird.
Saddam Hussein was not found in a hole. He was once in Cleveland and LeBron dunked on him so hard that he was propelled though the earth stopping just short of the Iraqi suface.
Lebron is so good........
The Catholics in Cleaveland use his tinkle for Holy water
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