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There are four legal methods of execution in the U.S.....lethal injection, gas chamber, the electric chair and being dunked on by LeBron
damn all these are good
There are four legal methods of execution in the U.S.....lethal injection, gas chamber, the electric chair and being dunked on by LeBron
Lebron is so good that when he goes to mexico and drinks the water, it is automatically purified for the next 50 years.
LeBron is so good...
he once dunked on the entire state of Ohio...and all of it's residents...at the same time
Lebron is so good...
At his 10th birthday party he punched a magician. That' right, a magician.
Lebron is so good, he purposely lost at the olympics because "gold is not his color"
Lebron is so good...
The cops question him, just so they can talk to him.
Le Bron is so good...
He makes onions cry
Lebron is so good...
His urine is the original low carb drink....and the #1 export to Belgium.
LeBron is so good...
he uses Tobasco Sauce as eyedrops
LeBron is so good...
If tapped, a LeBron dunk could power the whole state of Ohio for 88 minutes
Lebron is so good....
He puts his salad dressing on the salad...not on the side...right on the salad.
Lebron is so good.........
He can crush a beer can with his butt cheeks!
Lebron is so good...
He can build a snowman out of rain.
Lebron is so good....
He doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the out of the way.
LeBron is so good...
that when taking the SAT's if you put LeBron as every answer you will score over an 8000
Lebron is so good..
He actually plays naked, his skin just looks like a uniform.
Lebron is so good ...
He assimilated... the borg.
Luke Skywalker doesn't use the force.... he uses the lebron.
Lebron is so good that when he goes to a car dealership, the car dealer closes seconds before he reaches the door.
LeBron did not shoot the Sherriff...but he did dunk on the Deputy
Lebron is so good:
that he can tie a cherry stem with his tongue in Boobies mouth.
LeBron is so good...
he does not own a house. He walks into random houses and the people move
Lebron is so good...
They cir cised him, and used the extra skin for 1,000 burn victims’ skin grafts.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk...When the Hulk gets mad he turns into LeBron James
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