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Lebron is so good he can inhale and still piss cleanly
Lebron is so good....
He never, ever had to try out for any basketball team.
Lebron is so good he can inhale and still piss cleanly
Lebron is so good:
He has a force named after him, the Lebron side of the Force.
LeBron is so good...
That when he does a pushup he isnt lifting himself up...he pushs the Earth down.
Lebron is so good.............
He can kiss both his elbows!
Lebron is so good...
he makes my wife cream.
LeBron once dunked from the free throw line in the Staples Center.....to the rim in Madison Square Garden.
Lebron is so good...
His penis has a joint in it.
Lebron is so good:
Sprite is now the #1 soft drink in the world
LeBron is so good...
He once farted and it caused a massive hurricane, it was later named hurricane Butt Chunks...
Lebron is so good...
There are no champions in the UFC.....just guys that Lebron didn't whip-up on.
Superman watched Game 5 of the Piston Cavs seriess.....he then cried himself to sleep
Lebron is so good....
Jay-Z wants him to father his child with Beyonce.
Lebron is so good;
That he drove the sleigh for Santa last year.
Lebron is so good....
He smoked President Clinton's cigar that he used on Monica.
lebron is so good
Aliens will make first contact with him
Lebron is so good...
One of his tirds will be used as a stink seeking missile in a iraq
According to Einstein's theory of relativity LeBron can acutally dunk on you yesterday
Lebron is so good...
Kids everywhere are dropping out of college and knocking-up their girlfriends.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said, " I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds," he wasnt reffering to the atomic bomb. He was acutally reffering to the LeBron James jersey he wore for Halloween last year.
lebron is so good,
He can resurrect the dead, ask Jesus Christ
LeBron is so good...
the when he plays Monopoly it acutally affects the worlds economy
LeBron is so good....
In a tag-team match he was teamed up with Hulk Hogan against Andre the Giant and King Kong Bundy. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
Lebron is so good...
He picked his toe jam , and the Pistons fell out.
Lebron is so good, he's in Jessica Alba's fav 1 through 5
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