My Father died in NAMM

[mouse]

If I gotta put up the lights, they go up just the way they came out of the box. none of this "that line isn't straight, fix it!"

Do you hate putting up the lights? Will you pay a Mexican to come put them up for you?

[PakiDan]

I ate half a bottle of Cheeze Wiz last night before realizing it was mayonnaise that expired in 1992.

[Taco]

I ate half a bottle of Cheeze Wiz last night before realizing it was mayonnaise that expired in 1992.

[Solid D]

I ate half a bottle of Cheeze Wiz last night before realizing it was mayonnaise that expired in 1992.

If you ate half a bottle, it must have tasted pretty good to you, then.

[PakiDan]

I was spreading it on my magic shrooms.