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Scoop the dog up. Put it in a paper sack. Put the sack on your neighbor's doorstep. Light the sack on fire. Ring your neighbor's doorbell. Run back into your place, lock the door and turn out the lights.
BigSnack25 came by to drop off a quart of beer which by the way was my breakfast around 3:20 PM when we heard a loud screaming yell from outside the window, Apparently the neighbor who lives next door to me German shepherd got lose and ran to another neighbors ugly ass mix between a bull dog and a sharpie and took a quick bite out of crime. After all why is her dog crapping here? anyway the lady was furious and she might call the cops, That sucks I just lite the bong and I am all out of air freshener.
My question to you? should I be obligated to be a witness? After all I saw the whole thing, it was an accident I think. what would you do? Any input would help
thanks.
Last edited by mouse; 12-15-2004 at 05:29 PM. Reason: lack of food
Scoop the dog up. Put it in a paper sack. Put the sack on your neighbor's doorstep. Light the sack on fire. Ring your neighbor's doorbell. Run back into your place, lock the door and turn out the lights.
Go for it. And don't forget to leave a Christmas card.
That might be the best advise I have ever received in this forum. I will take that into consideration, You know sometimes being a witness can earn you some $cash$
All you need to do is read the newspaper people are always looking for anyone who saw a wreck in San Antonio, You can make a living from it,
You lead a rich and full life, my friend.
Put 20$ on that dog the next time you go to the dog fights!!!
Mouse go see this chick
I'm having trouble picturing this.
Are you?
I'm having trouble picturing this.
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