2 Texas A&M football players face charges

[Extra Stout]

And my mom is still hot.

Your Department of Animal Science agrees.

To wit:

SCORE 6. The cow exhibits a good smooth appearance throughout. Some fat deposition is present in the brisket and over the tail head. The back appears rounded and fat can be palpated over the ribs and pin bones.

[Extra Stout]

An F-5 tornado tore threw Stillwater today, destroying 90% of the structures in town.

Total damage is estimated at $5.00.

[MajorMike]

Hey, that's a polled herford. We raise them.

[MajorMike]

An F-5 tornado tore threw Stillwater today, destroying 90% of the structures in town.

Total damage is estimated at $5.00.

NOT THE PIG FARM!

[MajorMike]

watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

Case in point. I have made no fewer than 6 jabs at myself in the past few posts and these jokers try to grab the joke as their own and pile on or twist the statement to say, "haha, look at what you said," when I know full well what I just said.

Nothing but a bunch of lemmings, I tells ya.

[Extra Stout]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

[MajorMike]

Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

Thank you for providing proof to my above point.

[Extra Stout]

Thank you for providing proof to my above point.

What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

[degenerate_gambler]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

You pretty much brought most of this on yourself today.


You start a thread on wrestling yesterday.....wrestling.

You start a thread on ugly campuses today.

You proclaim to the board that your mom is hot.

You brag you're a Nat'l Merit Scholar.


You gotta admit, there's alot of piling on material there.

You

[MajorMike]

What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

Wow; I'm moderately impressed. That was the best comeback to date. You obviously aren't an aggrot.

[samikeyp]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

No, it was a blanket statement dealing with everyone on the board. That may have not been your intention, however and that is fair.

[Holt's Cat]

Fran beat Okie Lite when it mattered. Now that's sad.

[MajorMike]

Noted.

[RonMexico]

Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

Did you know that the top 5 comics in the world are National Merit Scholars and OSU grads?

[Extra Stout]

Did you know that the top 5 comics in the world are National Merit Scholars and OSU grads?

That's not true. I didn't go to Okie State.

[RonMexico]

What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

(a) not intellectually superior to me
(b) college graduate
(c) if that's a Unabomber = jgw joke, then that = hilarious

[samikeyp]

UnaWhiteley

[Extra Stout]

(a) not intellectually superior to me
(b) college graduate
(c) if that's a Unabomber = jgw joke, then that = hilarious

But you do root for the Suns, right?

[RonMexico]

But you do root for the Suns, right?

Yes, and I am from Phoenix, so I'm not a fake fan.

[Doug Collins]

Yes, and I am from Phoenix, so I'm not a fake fan.

But you're still a pussy

[RonMexico]

But you're still a pussy

Touche, sucker.