Brandon Bass Drinking game

[sribb43]

taken from poster Rasheeds Big White Spot at DB.com

BRANDON BASS DRINKING GAME INSTRUCTIONS

Each time Brandon Bass accomplishes the following, do the corresponding activity:

-For each soft layup attempt -- take a shot of tequila
-For each missed layup -- take a shot of gasoline
-For each blocked dunk attempt -- chug a Heineken and make out with the ugly chick at the party
-For each unchallenged missed dunk attempt -- chug a Colt 45 and make out with your friend, Bruce
-For each weak fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols and drunk dial your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
-For each blocked fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols with lighter fluid and drunk dial your mom
-For each time his man blows past him on offense -- do a keg stand and proclaim that you are the most endowed man at the bar
-For each time he doesn't even know who his man is -- do a keg stand and prove that you're not
-For each lost rebound to someone under 6 ft -- drink a Long Island Ice Tea and proclaim that _________ (KKK, Nazis, Al Queda) are simply misunderstood
-For each time Bass makes you long for Juwan Howard to enter -- take a shot of your drink of choice and beat yourself senseless like Edward Norton in Fight Club

WARNING: PARTICIPANT MUST HAVE AVAILABLE A PARAMEDIC AND POSSIBLY A BAIL BONDSMAN

[mFFL03]

stupid

[sribb43]

stupid

yes that Brandon Bass is....he and J-Ho are in the running for lowest BB IQ on the team

[z0sa]

besides the that will hurt/kill you if you consume it, and the fact its hard to play a drinking game surrounded by just one person, and when you suggest a drinking game generally it must work plausibly for it to be funny...


yeah.

[Flight3107]

[mavsfan1000]

taken from poster Rasheeds Big White Spot at DB.com

BRANDON BASS DRINKING GAME INSTRUCTIONS

Each time Brandon Bass accomplishes the following, do the corresponding activity:

-For each soft layup attempt -- take a shot of tequila
-For each missed layup -- take a shot of gasoline
-For each blocked dunk attempt -- chug a Heineken and make out with the ugly chick at the party
-For each unchallenged missed dunk attempt -- chug a Colt 45 and make out with your friend, Bruce
-For each weak fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols and drunk dial your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
-For each blocked fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols with lighter fluid and drunk dial your mom
-For each time his man blows past him on offense -- do a keg stand and proclaim that you are the most endowed man at the bar
-For each time he doesn't even know who his man is -- do a keg stand and prove that you're not
-For each lost rebound to someone under 6 ft -- drink a Long Island Ice Tea and proclaim that _________ (KKK, Nazis, Al Queda) are simply misunderstood
-For each time Bass makes you long for Juwan Howard to enter -- take a shot of your drink of choice and beat yourself senseless like Edward Norton in Fight Club

WARNING: PARTICIPANT MUST HAVE AVAILABLE A PARAMEDIC AND POSSIBLY A BAIL BONDSMAN

[mavs>spurs2]

You would laugh at this lame

[mavsfan1000]

You would laugh at this lame

Uh there are a lot of people who thought it was funny. http://dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/topic/10333

[mavs>spurs2]

Yea, I should have said whats lame is that wigger ass picture of yours floating around the forum

[mavsfan1000]

Yea, I should have said whats lame is that wigger ass picture of yours floating around the forum

I don't know what you have against me. I hardly even know you.

[monosylab1k]

Bass is still learning things, but he NEVER makes me yearn for Juwan Howard. I'd rather go 4 on 5 than play Juwan.

[gmanrulz]

mavs>spurs takes it daily

[Flight3107]

Why am I not surprised your dumbass laughed at this?

[Brandon Bass]

yes that Brandon Bass is....he and J-Ho are in the running for lowest BB IQ on the team