Lindsay Lohan Will Play 'Deep Throat' Porn Star

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I just hope she doesn't hurt herself trying to do her own stunt work. She may not be accustomed to only inhaling air through her nose.

[CosmicCowboy]

It's ing hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

Harry Reems..."AhHA! I zee da problem!"...

A bunch of went to the show stoned out of our gourds and just laughed our asses off from start to finish. Almost got thrown out of the theater. All that *BONG*BONG*BONG*CLANG*BOOM*EXPLODING FIREWORKS*WHISTLES*ETC. when she was supposed to be having an orgasm was so stupid it was hilarious.

[JudynTX]

It's ing hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

This was the 1st porn movie I watched. My sister gave it to me on VHS. I think it was even on BETA tapes.

[baseline bum]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

[JudynTX]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

So, since they are remaking Deep Throat, you know more remake porns are coming. Maybe they'll remake Misty Beethoven!

[CuckingFunt]

Still, for comedic value in 1970s porn, absolutely nothing beat The Opening of Misty Beethoven

The forever long psychedelic shot at the end of Behind the Green Door is pretty hilarious, though in a different way: funny because it's trying so hard to be serious, rather than for its unabashed cheese factor.

[CuckingFunt]

So, since they are remaking Deep Throat, you know more remake porns are coming. Maybe they'll remake Misty Beethoven!

Did you read the article? They're not remaking Deep Throat. They're making a biopic about its star, Linda Lovelace.

[David Bowie]

Who has seen this original movie?

I did, a couple of years ago. They were doing a midnight showing of Deepthroat at an indie movie theater near my house. (not an adult theater.) I went with a bunch of friends. The movie was actually really halarious for some reason. There was also about half an hour of commentary after the movie ended. Needless to say, lots of people were taking "bathroom breaks" during the movie.

[JudynTX]

I did, a couple of years ago. They were doing a midnight showing of Deepthroat at an indie movie theater near my house. (not an adult theater.) I went with a bunch of friends. The movie was actually really halarious for some reason. There was also about half an hour of commentary after the movie ended. Needless to say, lots of people were taking "bathroom breaks" during the movie.

Commentary among people in the audience?

[Bender]

Who has seen this original movie?

I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

[David Bowie]

Commentary among people in the audience?

No, when the movie ended, they showed interviews with the director and the actors. That was the funnyest part of the whole thing

[JudynTX]

I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

The acting still sucks.

No, when the movie ended, they showed interviews with the director and the actors. That was the funnyest part of the whole thing

I bet that was funny. Actors.

[4>0rings]

I so want to put my penis in her vagina.

[Wild Cobra]

Who has seen this original movie?

I have, but that was in the 70's, about 8 years after it out. A friend rented it. She couldn't orgasm, her doctor said her clit was in her throat.

[Mark in Austin]

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So It's likely the next two roles we see Lohan in on screen are as a Nun with a fetish for gun barrels in Machete and as Linda Lovelace?

All kidding aside, I hope she gets her together because both roles have potential.

[jack sommerset]

Straight to DVD

[baseline bum]

I saw it too, back in the late 1970s. Sucked from what I remember. no pun intended.

Porno movies came a long way in the 10 years after that... no pun intended

70s porn is awesome - way better than 80s. Sure, the women are ugly as in 70s porn vs. later stuff, but the music and the ridiculous storylines before VHS were classic.

[Bender]

70s porn is awesome - way better than 80s. Sure, the women are ugly as in 70s porn vs. later stuff, but the music and the ridiculous storylines before VHS were classic.

yeah, when I said porn got better during the next 10 years after DT, I was referring to the late 1970s I guess.
Some of those movies were great, better quality (film vs video tape), better locations, etc...
My favorite from the 1970s was Take Off. The main guy star in it, I think became a soap star maybe later. Anyway, that's one great movie, especially if you are into classic movies...1930s - 1960s. It's a take off of many films during those decades.

[Ignignokt]

yeah, when I said porn got better during the next 10 years after DT, I was referring to the late 1970s I guess.
Some of those movies were great, better quality (film vs video tape), better locations, etc...
My favorite from the 1970s was Take Off. The main guy star in it, I think became a soap star maybe later. Anyway, that's one great movie, especially if you are into classic movies...1930s - 1960s. It's a take off of many films during those decades.

you watch porn for the main guy. No surprises hear.