I'll go slow...Well why would anyone here do it?
Lol you'd join in knowing you're singing to a bogus good tho? What a waste of a Sunday morning.
Hey Blake.....I BELIEVE IN GOD JUST NOT THE BIBLE STORIES.....ok shorty?
Damn you're dumb.
At least most of those stories happen when man was around and knew how to write. only a few 1000s of years ago, unlike the huge fairytale Science has in its books about a fish with legs after only 2 billion years evolved into a horse only to be eaten by a hairy man who just last week had a tail and could peel a banana with his feet.
Lets not forget the Whale that would jog around the forest before it lost its legs and dove into the sea.
Chump breaking out the TRolls.
Well if you walked into that church claiming that, they'd tell you top stfu and sit down or get the out
It really is amazing how anyone could actually believe that silliness isn't it? So there was nothing then here came a glob of goo that would one day spawn the butterfly and the snail and the T-Rex and the.....
Actually stupid it would be like this....
Avante,,hi gang!
Congregation...hi!
Avante ..like all of you I believe in GOD, just can;t buy the Bible stories.
Con....God works in mysterious ways my son, now lets sing.
rofl They'd say that to you but not me. Oh ok. Lol.
First Church of the Saltine
I thought you didn't believe in a GOD?
You need to keep up with your scenarios
So once they started singing you would have joined in, right?
In a rasslin' mood.
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Hey, another stupid ing list!
A few minutes ago some JW's rang the door bell, I gave them the..."sory but I'm busy right now". As they politely went away.
Funny how so many people are so serious about their religious beliefs and then some so...BAH HUMBUG!!!!! It's weird! I do know in my life experiences those with a God are far cooler than those without one.
You thought the JWs were cool?
What's not cool about accountant looking dudes on Schwinns?
Perfect example of how stupid you are.
Two elderly Mexican women and a little girl, probably a grand daughter.
Which was a bit surprising, don't recall seeing Mexican JW's.
Oh right. I was thinking of mormons. They're cooler, tbh.
I seriously doubt they follow some attention named Avante around on a messgeboard seeing if they can bug him.
I love these debates between Captain Pedo and Professor got.
What debate Idon'tknownothing? Blake is a prick who knows nothing about anything.
You're both cucks.
Dude, why are you ALWAYS ALWAYS so ing... ed up? Well?
I bet ya frown while jacking off, huh? Never sang Happy Birthday to anyone have ya slugger? When ya opened up your Christmas gifts as a little prick you'd..."hey grandpa.... you!"...right?
Dude, you are one gigantic asshole, ya know that, real talk.
Dude, ya never come up with a funny, or say anything nice, cool, it's ALWAYS negative, smartass, punky, wahwahwahwah, it's actually weird how anyone could be that ing miserable ALL the time. How do you do it?
Last edited by Avante; 08-03-2015 at 04:39 AM.
About an hour ago Judy's sister Vicki who lives in some little town just outside Little Rock Arkansas called. She never calls this late so someting had to be wrong.
It appears the dogs were freaking out (two muts) so she grabs a shot gun (Jim her husband is a trucker and gone all the time) Vicki a country girl and used to guns.
Anyway...
So she heads out back just in time to see a huge hairy creature running from the dogs, Vicki knows bears it was no bear. now she's afraid it will come back. She has talked about others seeing something before.
Hmmmm?
Vicki is not the kind to bull around if she says she saw a big hairy creature she did.
Last edited by Avante; 08-03-2015 at 04:53 AM.
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