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    Coach Rumphumper i admit i was premature in my inference in the Eisenman case in Spokane, WA.

    Let's see if you can get behind Chrystul.

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    Who would rape that ugly ass troglodyte with the hideously spelled name? Were her parents on crack or something when they named her? No doubt her mother did drugs while pregnant with her, since she turned out so putridly fugly.

    She essentially looks like a jungle monkey, and that's not even racist.

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    Who would rape that ugly ass troglodyte with the hideously spelled name? Were her parents on crack or something when they named her? No doubt her mother did drugs while pregnant with her, since she turned out so putridly fugly.

    She essentially looks like a jungle monkey, and that's not even racist.
    I find it weird that whites and blacks are in some compe ion to name their kid the oddest ing possible and the Messicans are still just chilling have Fernando and Elena.

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    that ugly ass she turned out so putridly fugly.

    She essentially looks like
    Surely you will be posting pics of yourself?
    Or those who have met you in person may comment.

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    I find it weird that whites and blacks are in some compe ion to name their kid the oddest ing possible and the Messicans are still just chilling have Fernando and Elena.
    100 percent agreed. Most hispanics (not the fully integrated ones, believe me) still stick to the more traditional and practical names, even the American ones.

    But in SA even they are starting to emulate the dumb hippy whitey names like "ABCDE" which is quite possibly the worst name (pronounced absidy).

    Millennials in America in general are HORRID at naming their kids. It's like they all want to emulate Sarah Palin, Pitt/Jolie, and Elon Musk.

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    Surely you will be posting pics of yourself?
    Or those who have met you in person may comment.
    I do well for myself and I've only been in [intimate] relationships with 9 women in my life, and didn't lose it [my virginity] until college.

    There's a staunch reason I'm single more than half of the time... I'm extremely picky. I don't just out and any female with a pulse.

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    this is

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    these were from 2019, featuring
    me & my favorite [best relationship] girlfriend, Marissa D.M., born & raised in the west Grand Rapids, Michigan suburbs, of Ottawa County, though our apartment was in Walker in Kent County MI. She was a card-carrying Democrat (her whole family was) so we didn't really agree on politics, but she was much more of a clean-cut, Will Hunting type of ancestral democrat who wasn't on the far left radical "woke" side... mainly, she was just a bit of a socialist and advocated for a high minimum wage. The relationship worked until it didn't. She was like me on religion, not religious. Marissa abruptly dumped me on Easter Sunday 2022 when she told me her parents were considering going vegetarian and encouraged her to do so as well.

    Her brother Avery was kind of a weirdo and already a vegan and into video games and Asian chicks, and he was a Bernie bro. Marissa was actually the least liberal of her family but she was still definitely a staunch straight blue ticket voter.

    I told Marissa that all of that was disgusting and that I'd never stopped eating meat even if it meant losing her (we'd always eaten balanced healthy meals together over our relationship that spanned 8 months in 2019, [not 2020 because her parents refused to let her see me during covid], a couple weeks in 2021 and early spring 2022, including meat most of the time).

    So we got in an argument over text about it and she blocked me, and told me if I ever attempted to contact her again or show up at her place again that she'd call the copsies. Which is hilarious because her party supports defunding the police, but, whatever.

    I still do miss Marissa. I've had 2 girlfriends (NOT my "wife", I haven't seen that evil witch since mid 2021 and she lives way out west these days with her family) since the last time we saw each other and made love, but, I still miss my Marissa. :'( I really wanted to spend covid with her and not my mother nor my awful green card scam black "wife" who I've been legally married to since 2016 because of her green card , but Marissa's parents ruled over her with an iron fist even though she was fully college educated and had a great career as a data systems analyst at Amway in Michigan.





    So, yes, Mul roll, as you can tell, I'm the 5'8" Trevor Lawrence. My hair is much longer than that now

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    literally nothing in the NW part of Grand Rapids near my quality inn was open on Easter Sunday '22 except for McDonalds and a ty, way-overpriced Asian fusion buffet... it was 38 degrees outside with isolated light snow and just overall a very cloudy, typical Michigan non-summer day... the kind of weather I looked forward to, but that day was just awful... of course i picked the Asian fusion buffet and stuffed myself and was depressed all day. Spent the next day in Kalamazoo talking to a side chick who was mid but had big boobs... that chick was older (mid 30s) and kind of a hippy nympho... but we didn't end up ing because I wasn't emotionally ready honestly. Also, I wasn't ready to tell the people at our favorite restaurant Timbers Inn in Rockford MI that Marissa and I were over, because that was our favorite place and they always thought Marissa and I were the cutest couple. Same went for the Score bar and volleyball tournament place in Plainfield MI that Marissa and I went to a ton in 2019 and competed together on a sand volleyball team (we won more than we lost, fyi), because they knew us very well as well.

    Drove back to Texas a couple days later, dejectedly. Went to Silver Dollar City in Missouri, narrowly missed a deer in the Ozarks, etc

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    & then a few days later, on April 25th i believe, I was served a subpoena about my estranged mooching Caribbean wife serving me like 40+ interrogatories re the divorce case. Like, , could that week have gone any worse?

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    I had another GF in Michigan (Ann Arbor this time) from late May - September of 2022, and another GF from Jan 2023- June 2023 in Wausau, Marathon County Wisconsin... Mul roll did you need to see them too? granted, they were 35 and 37 respectively when I was in a relationship with them (Marissa on the other hand was much younger, in fact same age as me, older by less than 2 months)... so, likely too old for you

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    To be fair, Andy has probably been closer to a naked woman than gs.

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    To be fair, Andy has probably been closer to a naked woman than gs.
    To be fair to fabbs, he has me beat in naked females under 18... kind of hard to not beat zero.

    [no, i didn't get laid in high school. high school, and latinas in general never turned me on.]

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    I do well for myself and I've only been in [intimate] relationships with 9 women in my life, and didn't lose it [my virginity] until college.

    There's a staunch reason I'm single more than half of the time... I'm extremely picky. I don't just out and any female with a pulse.
    Time to take the NEET pill, brah



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