FSP Playa Hata Hall of Fame

[SPARKY]

Ranking the Top 10 FSP Playa Hatas....

10. SPARKY - for his consistent hate of Holt Cat, Clear Channel, SBC, Pop, RC, Schoening, and the bastard that sold me a $10 beer at a Spurs game for having anything to with moving Malik Rose simply because of his contract.

9. boutons - fresh on the FSP scene, boutons isn't afraid to hate on the Spurs after a loss, even with TD out.

8. rascal - its not what the Spurs do, but its what they don't do that rascal hates. They don't always make the big splashy trades. Another legendary FSP Playa Hata from Connecticut in the making.

7. WaltonBuysOffMe - pure unadulterated hate. Yet undisciplined. By far one of the most creative playa hatas at FSP yet he lacks the focus that would move him down to playa hatin glory.

6. SequSpur - much like Walton, Sequ's hatred is all over the place and is driven by events. He lacks the true playa hate which comes rain and shine.

5. ducks - keeping in mind that LeBron James is only 20 years old, ducks is well on his way to a playa hatin' career of legendary proportions.

4. Aggie Hoopsfan - for his consistent hatred of both Malik and Pop. Nary a loss goes by to this day without AHF finding a way to pin it on those two.

3. whottt - Avery Johnson must've told whottt once in a nice Cajun drawl to go violate himself repeatedly. What motivates this playa hata's hate of AJ we can only speculate. But it's balanced by an abiding (and sometimes disturbing) love for David Robinson, The Coyote, and the WWF.

2. Ghost Writer - his playa hatin' almost dates back to the 1st Clinton Administration but he still brings it like a champ. Sometimes he likes to mix it up by throwing a little bit of love at the objects of his derision before getting back to what he does so well. "Whitney > Parker" forever.

This was most difficult and I want all of you Playa Hatas to know that each of you could easily have been at the bottom of this list, but the following poster has cemented his place in FSP history with a hate not even his mama can understand...

1. IceColdBrewski - come rain or shine Tony Parker sucks. It doesn't matter if TP almost puts up a Trip Doub he's there to spread a little hate around. Never has FSP seen such hate devoid of any connection to reality.

[timvp]

:lol

Classic.

Rascal is an up and comer on this list.

[IceColdBrewski]

I'm #1?

I'd like to take this time to thank some of my fellow Spurs fans for overrating Parker. If it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't be #1. [sniffle]...............I'd like to also give a shout out to those who contribute to my fan club. You're such an inspiration.[snort]...................And last but not least, thanx to all those who slammed me when I said that Manu was better than Parker. The vindication I felt when Manu was announced to the All-Star team was well worth it. Again, I say, Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.......[Honk!]

[SPARKY]

Unfortunately rascal does not have enough posts this season to qualify, yet on a hate to post basis he'd certainly be a top 5 Playa Hata here at FSP.

[usckk]

Funny, funny.

[GoSpurs21]

when you back chokers like the eagles and then CLAIM to be a Spurs fan, but continuously slam Parker you truly need to be called out. I'll gladly wear the homer uniform (especially when he's playing good). Wearing my 1999 championship leather and no ones giving me grief in Bean Town

agree rascal does need to be in there somewhere.

I'm toasting a big FU to all Spurs poser fans with all my New England Pats fans friends up here in Boston.

[IceColdBrewski]

...This was most difficult and I want all of you Playa Hatas to know that each of you could easily have been at the bottom of this list, but the following poster has cemented his place in FSP history with a hate not even his mama can understand...

1. IceColdBrewski - come rain or shine Tony Parker sucks. It doesn't matter if TP almost puts up a Trip Doub he's there to spread a little hate around. Never has FSP seen such hate devoid of any connection to reality.

Seriously Sparky. My hat is off to you. I didn't know you were this funny. I'll be laughing for days at this one.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

And here I thought we were just off tonight and lost to one of the few good teams in the east sans Duncan.

Guess I need to go write a Pop sucks thread.

Oh, and if Malone comes, I imagine we'll have to slide Marcus/SF/Sparky/officeboy/etc. in at 1A.

[Spurs_rock05]

go icecold you are funny keep em comin

[whottt]

Segu should be number 1.

His philisopy is to hate em all, that way he won't ever miss any that actually do suck.

[Spurgal]

Ranking the Top 5 FSP Playa Hatas....

5. WaltonBuysOffMe - pure unadulterated hate. Yet undisciplined. By far one of the most creative playa hatas at FSP yet he lacks the focus that would move him down to playa hatin glory.

4. SequSpur - much like Walton, Sequ's hatred is all over the place and is driven by events. He lacks the true playa hate which comes rain and shine.

3. AggieHoopsFan - for his consistent hatred of both Malik and Pop. Nary a loss goes by to this day without AHF finding a way to pin it on those two.

2. GhostWriter - his playa hatin' almost dates back to the 1st Clinton Administration but he still brings it like a champ. Sometimes he likes to mix it up by throwing a little bit of love at the objects of his derision before getting back to what he does so well. "Whitney > Parker" forever.

This was most difficult and I want all of you Playa Hatas to know that each of you could easily have been at the bottom of this list, but the following poster has cemented his place in FSP history with a hate not even his mama can understand...

1. IceColdBrewski - come rain or shine Tony Parker sucks. It doesn't matter if TP almost puts up a Trip Doub he's there to spread a little hate around. Never has FSP seen such hate devoid of any connection to reality.


GO SPARKY GO!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I know that the restraining order is making it difficult for you to get within 500 ft. of Malik these days, but it's really kinda pathetic living vicariously through a forum poster with 86 different handles.

[ShoogarBear]

All this list shows is that we haven't had a good Avery Johnson thread in a while.

:)

[Slo spurs fan]

Hey Sparky what about yours hate against Radosoft and hes back holders you MF!? :makemyday

[whottt]

All this list shows is that we haven't had a good Avery Johnson thread in a while.

:)

LMAO

This list is reserved for those that hate Spurs players :). Note the absence of the web footed one.

[Walton Buys Off Me]

I'm in good company- thanks for the compliment. The day I watch basketball with the complacency of a retarded sheep like most in here, then somebody shoot me.

[travis2]

I'm in good company- thanks for the compliment. The day I watch basketball with the complacency of a retarded sheep like most in here, then somebody shoot me.

Yes, but you do watch basketball with the intelligence of a retarded sheep.

This is not an improvement.

[SPARKY]

Updated.

[Solid D]

Ghost Harper is not a "Playa" hata. If the basketball player is "street" enough to be called a "Playa"...then that's golden with Ghost.

Headband = Playa

[IX_Equilibrium]

3. whottt - Avery Johnson must've told whottt once in a nice Cajun drawl to go violate himself repeatedly. What motivates this playa hata's hate of AJ we can only speculate. But it's balanced by an abiding (and sometimes disturbing) love for David Robinson, The Coyote, and the WWF.





Cajuns don't have a drawl, and they sure as hell don't sound like Avery!

[ShoogarBear]

Note the absence of the web footed one.

:lmao

I thought about quacky ten seconds after I made the post.

With the updated list, this is now truly a classic thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh yeah, and not only is Brewski #1, but impressively achieved it with the fewest number of posts out of the bunch.

Most Efficient Hata.

[Solid D]

Cajuns don't have a drawl

I know this probably distracts from the topic, but what..??? Could you explain your assertion a little more?

[travis2]

I know this probably distracts from the topic, but what..??? Could you explain your assertion a little more?

They don't. It's more of a clipped, nasal, pseudo-broken-French something.

[ShoogarBear]

twang

[SPARKY]

Twang, accent, whatever one wants to call it.

[smeagol]

Updated.
Thanks MB, not having rascal there was a travesty.

[SPARKY]

Ok we have a complete top 10 now.

[Rummpd]

"Little men why can't we just all get along"

Jack Nicholson - Mars Attacks (before he is implaled by the American Flag thing).

Anyway great list, I think LakerGod (LakerFraud) should have make the list in a special category of visiting troll negativity.

[TwoHandJam]

"Little men why can't we just all get along"

Jack Nicholson - Mars Attacks (before he is implaled by the American Flag thing).

Anyway great list, I think LakerGod (LakerFraud) should have make the list in a special category of visiting troll negativity.I say we have LakerGod and Wolves009 compete in a jellyfish-bobbing contest to see who is the most obnoxious/ignorant troll here at FSP.

[smeagol]

Ok we have a complete top 10 now.
Excellent post!

People can disagree on the order (I for one would have included Walton closer to number one and Ducks and AHF closer to number 10) but you pretty much hit the nail in the head.

Next on your to do list: top 10 most clueless trolls.

[johnny00]

I am offended that Sequ was rated so low, he should at least be number 1 or 2. I mean other hatas at least back thier smack up with "valid reasons". Sequa hates just to hate.

Example: Rasho sucks balls.

C'mon that kinda of hatin' deserves a higher ranking.

BTW I believe Whotts inclusion in this list is undeserved. Although he can come off as aloof at times his posts are usually well thought out and interesting. It's when he won't acknowledge others opinions is when he starts to irritate. Otherwise great list!

[IceColdBrewski]

Oh yeah, and not only is Brewski #1, but impressively achieved it with the fewest number of posts out of the bunch.

Most Efficient Hata.

Actually. This all started over at SR a while back. I had well over 500 posts if memory serves me correctly. I can't take credit for most efficient. :hat

Speaking of SR, does that Dizz-G guy still hang out over there? Poor fella. I seriously thought I was going to give that man a heart attack.

[SPARKY]

The top Playa Hata of all time deftly mentions Dizz G in order to deflect attention away from his Parker playa hate.

[IceColdBrewski]

The top Playa Hata of all time deftly mentions Dizz G in order to deflect attention away from his Parker playa hate.

Damn. Not only am I #1. But I also get my own play-by-play announcer? Sweet. We shoulda done this a long time ago. :king

[whottt]

You know what? I grow weary of being included in these lists as some kind of fodder. If you aren't going to make me #1 then don't feel free to include me.

Eat shit.

[SPARKY]

Earn it.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[tekdragon]

Classic.

Great acceptance speech by ICB, too!

:music

[Shelly]

Hey! How 'bout a vBookie that Sequ's response will be..........








Blow me.

[T Park]

No itll be

"Club Forum"

:flipoff

[whottt]

TPark and his hatred of the words "you're" and "lose" should definitely get an honorable mention.

[T Park]

ok Lobo.

[Rummpd]

"I say we have LakerGod and Wolves009 compete in a jellyfish-bobbing contest to see who is the most obnoxious/ignorant troll here at FSP."

Breaking news:

Wolves009 is in a federal witness protection program for down in the dump trolls losing it over their team who now have to confess the truth in an animinity about their teams multiple shortcomings.

Meanwhile, LakerFraud with upcoming road season facing probable Laker RoadKill; about ready to get arrested for his own protection as well although right now he remains in a confused state of denial due to "Odoms" breakout game, the miracle remergence of Luke Walton (mixed up with StarWars), and visions of the ultimate miracle child, Kobe returning to the "happy" Laker fold. :smokin :hat

[SequSpur]

Preposterous!

[ALVAREZ6]

How come ViolentKitten isn't #1?

[violentkitten]

because you aren't a 'playa' beotch

[IceColdBrewski]

How come ViolentKitten isn't #1?

Minor league. :rolleyes

He aint a hata. Just the king of the one line insult. More than one sentence is obviously a challenge. :hat