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Classic.
Rascal is an up and comer on this list.
Ranking the Top 10 FSP Playa Hatas....
10. SPARKY - for his consistent hate of Holt Cat, Clear Channel, SBC, Pop, RC, Schoening, and the bas that sold me a $10 beer at a Spurs game for having anything to with moving Malik Rose simply because of his contract.
9. boutons - fresh on the FSP scene, boutons isn't afraid to hate on the Spurs after a loss, even with TD out.
8. rascal - its not what the Spurs do, but its what they don't do that rascal hates. They don't always make the big splashy trades. Another legendary FSP Playa Hata from Connecticut in the making.
7. WaltonBuysOffMe - pure unadulterated hate. Yet undisciplined. By far one of the most creative playa hatas at FSP yet he lacks the focus that would move him down to playa hatin glory.
6. SequSpur - much like Walton, Sequ's hatred is all over the place and is driven by events. He lacks the true playa hate which comes rain and shine.
5. ducks - keeping in mind that LeBron James is only 20 years old, ducks is well on his way to a playa hatin' career of legendary proportions.
4. Aggie Hoopsfan - for his consistent hatred of both Malik and Pop. Nary a loss goes by to this day without AHF finding a way to pin it on those two.
3. whottt - Avery Johnson must've told whottt once in a nice Cajun drawl to go violate himself repeatedly. What motivates this playa hata's hate of AJ we can only speculate. But it's balanced by an abiding (and sometimes disturbing) love for David Robinson, The Coyote, and the WWF.
2. Ghost Writer - his playa hatin' almost dates back to the 1st Clinton Administration but he still brings it like a champ. Sometimes he likes to mix it up by throwing a little bit of love at the objects of his derision before getting back to what he does so well. "Whitney > Parker" forever.
This was most difficult and I want all of you Playa Hatas to know that each of you could easily have been at the bottom of this list, but the following poster has cemented his place in FSP history with a hate not even his mama can understand...
1. IceColdBrewski - come rain or shine Tony Parker sucks. It doesn't matter if TP almost puts up a Trip Doub he's there to spread a little hate around. Never has FSP seen such hate devoid of any connection to reality.
Last edited by SPARKY; 02-10-2005 at 12:16 PM.
Classic.
Rascal is an up and comer on this list.
I'm #1?
I'd like to take this time to thank some of my fellow Spurs fans for overrating Parker. If it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't be #1. [sniffle]...............I'd like to also give a shout out to those who contribute to my fan club. You're such an inspiration.[snort]...................And last but not least, thanx to all those who slammed me when I said that Manu was better than Parker. The vindication I felt when Manu was announced to the All-Star team was well worth it. Again, I say, Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.......[Honk!]
Unfortunately rascal does not have enough posts this season to qualify, yet on a hate to post basis he'd certainly be a top 5 Playa Hata here at FSP.
Funny, funny.
when you back chokers like the eagles and then CLAIM to be a Spurs fan, but continuously slam Parker you truly need to be called out. I'll gladly wear the homer uniform (especially when he's playing good). Wearing my 1999 championship leather and no ones giving me grief in Bean Town
agree rascal does need to be in there somewhere.
I'm toasting a big FU to all Spurs poser fans with all my New England Pats fans friends up here in Boston.
Seriously Sparky. My hat is off to you. I didn't know you were this funny. I'll be laughing for days at this one.
And here I thought we were just off tonight and lost to one of the few good teams in the east sans Duncan.
Guess I need to go write a Pop sucks thread.
Oh, and if Malone comes, I imagine we'll have to slide Marcus/SF/Sparky/officeboy/etc. in at 1A.
go icecold you are funny keep em comin
Segu should be number 1.
His philisopy is to hate em all, that way he won't ever miss any that actually do suck.
GO SPARKY GO!
I know that the restraining order is making it difficult for you to get within 500 ft. of Malik these days, but it's really kinda pathetic living vicariously through a forum poster with 86 different handles.
All this list shows is that we haven't had a good Avery Johnson thread in a while.
Hey Sparky what about yours hate against Radosoft and hes back holders you MF!?
LMAOAll this list shows is that we haven't had a good Avery Johnson thread in a while.
This list is reserved for those that hate Spurs players
I'm in good company- thanks for the compliment. The day I watch basketball with the complacency of a re ed sheep like most in here, then somebody shoot me.
Yes, but you do watch basketball with the intelligence of a re ed sheep.
This is not an improvement.
Updated.
Ghost Harper is not a "Playa" hata. If the basketball player is "street" enough to be called a "Playa"...then that's golden with Ghost.
Headband = Playa
Cajuns don't have a drawl, and they sure as don't sound like Avery!
I thought about quacky ten seconds after I made the post.
With the updated list, this is now truly a classic thread.
Oh yeah, and not only is Brewski #1, but impressively achieved it with the fewest number of posts out of the bunch.
Most Efficient Hata.
I know this probably distracts from the topic, but what..??? Could you explain your assertion a little more?
They don't. It's more of a clipped, nasal, pseudo-broken-French something.
twang
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