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Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 05:16 PM
A group of American retired teachers, recently went to France on a

tour. One of the teachers, Robert Whiting, was an elderly gentleman of 83.



At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his

carry on bag.



"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked

sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France

previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready,"

snipped the Frenchman.



Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show

my passport"

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival

in France!" asserted the officer loud enough to draw attention.



The American senior gave the French custom officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on

D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any -------

Frenchmen to show it to!"
MosesGuthrie
02-10-2005, 05:34 PM
^^^ great post.
NeoConIV
02-10-2005, 05:45 PM
Beautiful.
Duff McCartney
02-10-2005, 06:37 PM
Forwarded email #48575748489397859 from Hook Dem.
Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 09:40 PM
Don't be jealous Duffer just because you don't get any! :lol Bring your A game next time. That one is all used up. :flipoff
Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 09:42 PM
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Duff McCartney
02-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Don't be jealous Duffer just because you don't get any! :lol Bring your A game next time. That one is all used up. :flipoff

Because I didn't get any what?
Duff McCartney
02-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Latest pic of Duff http://tinypic.com/1p9zlc

For being an old man, you still haven't grown up.
Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 10:46 PM
For being an old man, you still haven't grown up.
Don't intend to Duff as long as you keep making remarks. You're fun to fuck with! :lol This "old man" can still take your young ass! :lol
Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Because I didn't get any what?
I don't know! Anything ring a bell? :lol
Duff McCartney
02-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Don't intend to Duff as long as you keep making remarks. You're fun to fuck with! :lol This "old man" can still take your young ass! :lol

Take me where?
Hook Dem
02-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Never mind Duff........go listen to the Beatles! :lol
Guru of Nothing
02-10-2005, 11:53 PM
You're fun to fuck with! :lol This "old man" can still take your young ass! :lol

Get a room!
ALVAREZ6
02-11-2005, 05:59 PM
Latest pic of Duff http://tinypic.com/1p9zlc
I must say he is attractive....... :wtf :wtf :wtf
N.Y. Johnny
02-11-2005, 06:07 PM
Scoreboard! that was a great line to that French A-Hole.