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  1. 02-10-2005 #1
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    A group of American retired teachers, recently went to France on a

    tour. One of the teachers, Robert Whiting, was an elderly gentleman of 83.



    At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his

    carry on bag.



    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked

    sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France

    previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready,"

    snipped the Frenchman.



    Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show

    my passport"

    "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival

    in France!" asserted the officer loud enough to draw attention.



    The American senior gave the French custom officer a long hard look.

    Then he quietly explained: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on

    D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any -------

    Frenchmen to show it to!"
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    ^^^ great post.
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    Beautiful.
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    Forwarded email #48575748489397859 from Hook Dem.
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    Hook Dem
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    Don't be jealous Duffer just because you don't get any! Bring your A game next time. That one is all used up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Dem
    Don't be jealous Duffer just because you don't get any! Bring your A game next time. That one is all used up.
    Because I didn't get any what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Dem
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    For being an old man, you still haven't grown up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duff McCartney
    For being an old man, you still haven't grown up.
    Don't intend to Duff as long as you keep making remarks. You're fun to with! This "old man" can still take your young ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duff McCartney
    Because I didn't get any what?
    I don't know! Anything ring a bell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Dem
    Don't intend to Duff as long as you keep making remarks. You're fun to with! This "old man" can still take your young ass!
    Take me where?
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    Never mind Duff........go listen to the Beatles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Dem
    You're fun to with! This "old man" can still take your young ass!
    Get a room!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Dem
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    I must say he is attractive.......
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    Scoreboard! that was a great line to that French A-Hole.
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