The Identity Of Rappin' Shaq

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

will be revealed in this thread later today, just as my client prophesied. At the moment my client is partying hard after defeating the Spurs. Last time I saw him, he was getting a hooker to snort blow off of his cock, while another whore was performing an act that would certainly give her the answer to my client's favorite question. Once he is finished, he'll be here to reveal his true identity, RIGHT HERE ON SPURSTALK!

[dirk4mvp]

I hope this isn't like waiting to see who the prom queen is only to find out she's ugly but everybody embraces her because she's popular.

[Johnny_Drama]

will be revealed in this thread later today, just as my client prophesied. At the moment my client is partying hard after defeating the Spurs. Last time I saw him, he was getting a hooker to snort blow off of his cock, while another whore was performing an act that would certainly give her the answer to my client's favorite question. Once he is finished, he'll be here to reveal his true identity, RIGHT HERE ON SPURSTALK!
Hey Ari!

When you gonna represent me bro?

I'm sick of this television bullshit. I need a fucking movie!

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

Hey Ari!

When you gonna represent me bro?

I'm sick of this television bullshit. I need a fucking movie!

I'll represent you on the day my wife offers to give me a blow job, and that day is not fucking likely to come any time soon.

[MI21]

Gotta be either timvp, Baseline Bum or Marcus Bryant.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

With the nature of the internet I fear we're going to have an "I'm Spartacus!" situation on our hands.

[Mrs. Ari]

I'll represent you on the day my wife offers to give me a blow job, and that day is not fucking likely to come any time soon.

Oh fuck you Ari! You are such a fucking pig you disgusting fucking jerk!

[BlackSwordsMan]

three unfunny gimmicks

[JamStone]

Breakdancing contest to decide the true identity.

[baseline bum]

Gotta be either timvp, Baseline Bum or Marcus Bryant.

It's not me, though MB and timvp are my top 2 guesses also.

[Spurminator]

1. Kori
2. timvp
3. Marcus Bryant

Dark horse: Solid D

[tlongII]

It's Kori.

[dickface]

either dirk4mvp or Fillmoe

[dirk4mvp]

TheSanityAnnex

[AnotherArgie]

While I'm curious, I strongly reject this revelation of identity. And I'm talking as the founder of the Church of Rappin' Shaq.

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

My client is on his way to a computer, he should be ready within the hour.

In the meantime my client encourages all of you to hydrate with Vitamin Water.

[Trainwreck2100]

That Vitamin Water Power is nasty

[JamStone]

We need a Rappin' Obama and Rappin' Palin.

[Matchman]

i hate vitamin water. it taste like shit. Gatorade FTW!

[Rappin' Shaq]

Right away I come out the gates with a blast
And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
Bitch i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my dick
Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a bitch

And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
No homo, that last line sounded mad queer
To find my true identity just click right here (http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq)

[stretch]

:lmao

[JamStone]

Rick Rolled.

I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that shit is lame.

I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

[I. Hustle]

I didn't even try it.

[lurker]

_TiQCJXpbKg

[Reggie Miller]

"Oh, he's Spartacus all right!"

"You got me all wrong, copper. If this was my pal Spartacus, would I crucify him LIKE THIS!!!!"

(With apologies to Bugs Bunny...)

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Right away I come out the gates with a blast
And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
Bitch i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my dick
Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a bitch

And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
No homo, that last line sounded mad queer
To find my true identity just click right here (http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq)

You lace-curtain motherfucker. I ought to slam your head through a plate glass window you fucking prick.

[duncan228]

I guess that eliminates it being any classy member of this board.

Too bad, the troll was pretty good.

[stretch]

Rick Rolled.

I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that shit is lame.

I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

For fuck's sake you seriously must live with your vagina spewing blood 24 hours a day.

[JamStone]

And you must print out all my posts and jack off to them 24 hours a day.

Print this one and wipe dry your sweatpants off with the printout.

[xtremesteven33]

For fuck's sake you seriously must live with your vagina spewing blood 24 hours a day.




:wow

[I. Hustle]

Anyone that clicked on that deserved to have that done to them

[JamStone]

I assumed the risk. I was that curious. Still think that shit is stupid.

[monosylab1k]

RickRolling is so 6 months ago.

[xtremesteven33]

I assumed the risk. I was that curious. Still think that shit is stupid.



Dude youre asking for it from rappin shaq...:lol

[z0sa]

Im on a company computer ... good thing I didnt click :lol

[baseline bum]

Rick Rolling never stops being funny :lmao

[BUMP]

Look at all you bitches whinin' and complaining.
JamStone's pussy so wet could've sworn it was raining.
See me laughin so hard im fixin' to burst.
He fooled yall so bad like it was April the 1st.

But im bout to throw you a twist in this never ending maze,
and put an end to this Rappin Shaq identity craze.
the game is over, just like his career.
Now just come in close and lend me your ear.






















Yeah you guessed it, it's none other than me,
if ya'll dont believe it send a pm to Kori E.

GAME OVER

[I. Hustle]

If it's true than that sucked just like the rest of the raps.

[stretch]

And you must print out all my posts and jack off to them 24 hours a day.

Print this one and wipe dry your sweatpants off with the printout.

lol, bloody vagina

[JamStone]

Look at all you bitches whinin' and complaining.
JamStone's pussy so wet could've sworn it was raining.
See me laughin so hard im fixin' to burst.
He fooled yall so bad like it was April the 1st.

But im bout to throw you a twist in this never ending maze,
and put an end to this Rappin Shaq identity craze.
the game is over, just like his career.
Now just come in close and lend me your ear.

I at least expected my screen name to be one of the rhymed words.

But, I guess the game slips quite a bit right before retirement.

[mystargtr34]

What a letdown.

[angelbelow]

so its bump??

[dirk4mvp]

so its bump??


Looks like it. Not that I have a problem with it being him, but he could've made a bigger splash.

[tlongII]

Who is Bump?

[manufor3]

god i hate rick-rolling

[Flight3107]

Who is Bump?

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Who is Bump?

my new favorite poster

[oligarchy]

Rick Rolled.

I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that shit is lame.

I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

firefox + noscript

[IronMexican]

All you idiots deserved to get rick rolled for falling for it. Anyways, add me to the idiot list, I clicked it too.

[jack sommerset]

nice

[Trainwreck2100]

do we have conformation on this revelation?

[dallaskd]

I don't believe it.

[tp2021]

I was RIGHT about to click on it.
Good thing I didn't! Otherwise, I would've gotten a taste of my own medicine.
:smokin

[stretch]

I at least expected my screen name to be one of the rhymed words.

But, I guess the game slips quite a bit right before retirement.

gosh what a bitch :rolleyes

[JamStone]

Do you realize how obsessed with me you are?

If you want a autographed picture, let me know. I'll mail you one.

And, I accept credit card.

[cherylsteele]

do we have conformation on this revelation?
I for one could care less who it is.

[Trainwreck2100]

i can't believe i spelled it conform

[stretch]

Do you realize how obsessed with me you are?

Yet you keep responding?


If you want a autographed picture, let me know. I'll mail you one.

No thanks, I prefer my bitches to have pussies. Oh wait...


And, I accept credit card.

That's nice.

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

All this excitement for the summer's biggest troll
wasted by throwing down a worn out Rickroll.
Bump, if you really are the real Rappin' Shaq,
I'm disapointed, I thought you were better than that.
You should never log in just to cuss and curse,
and now you may have done even worse!
It's morally wrong to tell men to taste your colon,
but so are the ideas that Rick Astley is extolling.
Never giving up, never letting down-that's all good
but holy matrimony is how we roll in my neighborhood.
He never once says they should marry. What comes next?
It's clear that this song encourages pre-marital sex!

And why do these threads always turn to hate speech?
I'm a military man of God and it's time to preach and teach.
Maybe it's the devil's spirit in this pagan holiday,
but everyone's just shouting, "You suck" and "you're gay."
I served to protect your first amendment rights
and you use them to pick such petty fights?
Let's try this: stop the hating on each other.
You use that mouth to kiss your mother?

And there's one thing that we're all missing,
a moment to address children's healthy and nutrition.
I know that Shaq is an advocate of fitness,
he had a show, I saw it, I am a witness.
Those of you handing out treats on All Hallows Eve
take this chance to help the kids believe.
To help the of the bodies and souls in the Union
I won't give candy, but pieces of Communion.
Rather than stuffing junk food in their face
the kids will get a chance to tell me how my Lord taste!

[resistanze]

Gold. Is that timvp?

[monosylab1k]

All this excitement for the summer's biggest troll
wasted by throwing down a worn out Rickroll.
Bump, if you really are the real Rappin' Shaq,
I'm disapointed, I thought you were better than that.
You should never log in just to cuss and curse,
and now you may have done even worse!
It's morally wrong to tell men to taste your colon,
but so are the ideas that Rick Astley is extolling.
Never giving up, never letting down-that's all good
but holy matrimony is how we roll in my neighborhood.
He never once says they should marry. What comes next?
It's clear that this song encourages pre-marital sex!

And why do these threads always turn to hate speech?
I'm a military man of God and it's time to preach and teach.
Maybe it's the devil's spirit in this pagan holiday,
but everyone's just shouting, "You suck" and "you're gay."
I served to protect your first amendment rights
and you use them to pick such petty fights?
Let's try this: stop the hating on each other.
You use that mouth to kiss your mother?

And there's one thing that we're all missing,
a moment to address children's healthy and nutrition.
I know that Shaq is an advocate of fitness,
he had a show, I saw it, I am a witness.
Those of you handing out treats on All Hallows Eve
take this chance to help the kids believe.
To help the of the bodies and souls in the Union
I won't give candy, but pieces of Communion.
Rather than stuffing junk food in their face
the kids will get a chance to tell me how my Lord taste!

meh. I think it's time for all Rappin' trolls to give it a rest for a while. It all feels too forced right now.

[Hype Man Manu]

This is right.

You have turned my field of gardenias :kiss into a pile of rotten mangos.


I can no longer hype any of you. maybe Mad Bonner

[Indazone]

Right away I come out the gates with a blast
And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
Bitch i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my dick
Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a bitch

And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
No homo, that last line sounded mad queer
To find my true identity just click right here (http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq)

HAHAHA Classic!! You're still a douchebag.

[JamStone]

Yet you keep responding?



No thanks, I prefer my bitches to have pussies. Oh wait...



That's nice.

Um, yeah, I respond to posts that are directed towards me. You go around the forum to find my posts that aren't directed towards you and obsess over me. Your petty insults on a messageboard are cute. So no autographed picture. You want a poster? A souvenir pen? Wait, I know. You want a JamStone dildo to fuck yourself while you obsess over my posts. We'll do.

[Spurminator]

I clicked the Rick Roll even after I knew it was a Rick Roll because I don't care who you are that's a fucking kick ass song!

[stretch]

Um, yeah, I respond to posts that are directed towards me. You go around the forum to find my posts that aren't directed towards you and obsess over me. Your petty insults on a messageboard are cute. So no autographed picture. You want a poster? A souvenir pen? Wait, I know. You want a JamStone dildo to fuck yourself while you obsess over my posts. We'll do.

lol, riled up again