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    let's hug it out bitch Rappin Shaq's Agent's Avatar
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    will be revealed in this thread later today, just as my client prophesied. At the moment my client is partying hard after defeating the Spurs. Last time I saw him, he was getting a hooker to snort blow off of his , while another was performing an act that would certainly give her the answer to my client's favorite question. Once he is finished, he'll be here to reveal his true iden y, RIGHT HERE ON SPURSTALK!

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    I hope this isn't like waiting to see who the prom queen is only to find out she's ugly but everybody embraces her because she's popular.

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    Believe. Johnny_Drama's Avatar
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    will be revealed in this thread later today, just as my client prophesied. At the moment my client is partying hard after defeating the Spurs. Last time I saw him, he was getting a hooker to snort blow off of his , while another was performing an act that would certainly give her the answer to my client's favorite question. Once he is finished, he'll be here to reveal his true iden y, RIGHT HERE ON SPURSTALK!
    Hey Ari!

    When you gonna represent me bro?

    I'm sick of this television bull . I need a ing movie!

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    let's hug it out bitch Rappin Shaq's Agent's Avatar
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    Hey Ari!

    When you gonna represent me bro?

    I'm sick of this television bull . I need a ing movie!
    I'll represent you on the day my wife offers to give me a blow job, and that day is not ing likely to come any time soon.

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    I will not be mishandled MI21's Avatar
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    Gotta be either timvp, Baseline Bum or Marcus Bryant.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    With the nature of the internet I fear we're going to have an "I'm Spartacus!" situation on our hands.

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    Believe. Mrs. Ari's Avatar
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    I'll represent you on the day my wife offers to give me a blow job, and that day is not ing likely to come any time soon.
    Oh you Ari! You are such a ing pig you disgusting ing jerk!

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    three unfunny gimmicks

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Breakdancing contest to decide the true iden y.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Gotta be either timvp, Baseline Bum or Marcus Bryant.
    It's not me, though MB and timvp are my top 2 guesses also.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    1. Kori
    2. timvp
    3. Marcus Bryant

    Dark horse: Solid D

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    It's Kori.

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    Blow hole! dickface's Avatar
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    either dirk4mvp or Fillmoe

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    TheSanityAnnex

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    Team Duncan AnotherArgie's Avatar
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    While I'm curious, I strongly reject this revelation of iden y. And I'm talking as the founder of the Church of Rappin' Shaq.

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    let's hug it out bitch Rappin Shaq's Agent's Avatar
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    My client is on his way to a computer, he should be ready within the hour.

    In the meantime my client encourages all of you to hydrate with Vitamin Water.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    That Vitamin Water Power is nasty

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    We need a Rappin' Obama and Rappin' Palin.

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    Veteran Matchman's Avatar
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    i hate vitamin water. it taste like . Gatorade FTW!

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    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    Right away I come out the gates with a blast
    And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
    i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
    Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

    The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
    Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
    One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my
    Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a

    And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
    When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
    No , that last line sounded mad
    To find my true iden y just click right here

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Rick Rolled.

    I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that is lame.

    I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I didn't even try it.

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    BOOM!!!, Baby! Reggie Miller's Avatar
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    "Oh, he's Spartacus all right!"

    "You got me all wrong, copper. If this was my pal Spartacus, would I crucify him LIKE THIS!!!!"

    (With apologies to Bugs Bunny...)

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