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monosylab1k
11-08-2008, 01:41 AM
Dear Rick,

I really appreciate you putting up with Mark Cuban and running the team, but can I offer a friendly suggestion?

Go to Harry Hines and get yourself a nice hooker. At this point the only logical explanation for why Jerry Stackhouse gets minutes is that he goes under your desk at the office and gives you blowjobs. Just get your fix at an Asian massage parlor and tell Jerry to keep his hands off your dick and keep his ass in a seat during games.

Hopefully this helps you figure out what to do at shooting guard for the rest of the season!

Love,

monosylab1k
Vinnie_Johnson
11-08-2008, 01:43 AM
:lmao
RsxPiimp
11-08-2008, 02:16 AM
rofl
JamStone
11-08-2008, 02:46 AM
Why not write a letter to Gerald Green to learn how to get on his knees and suck dick?

If he does a better job than Stack, he might actually play in the first half of games.
RsxPiimp
11-08-2008, 04:45 AM
too much fagtalk here.
Kai
11-08-2008, 06:50 AM
Random fact:

Gerald green is missing half of his right ring-finger
http://i33.tinypic.com/jpjwx4.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/okv0d4.jpg
mFFL03
11-08-2008, 12:14 PM
calm down guys, Rick is testing these things out

he is finding chemistry as opposed to forcing chemistry
BUMP
11-08-2008, 12:58 PM
Random fact:

Gerald green is missing half of his right ring-finger
http://i33.tinypic.com/jpjwx4.jpg


another random fact:

that old guy in the audience is missing his left eye
monosylab1k
11-08-2008, 04:32 PM
I didn't realize Gerald's ring finger was like that, I just figured he really enjoyed flashing the shocker.
ShoogarBear
11-08-2008, 05:02 PM
http://www.raydevito.net/images/lott.jpg
Matchman
11-08-2008, 08:06 PM
Jerry StackHouse brings the experience that other mavericks SG dont have:downspin:
dont listen to him Rick!
mystargtr34
11-08-2008, 09:33 PM
Green is really missing his finger, never knew.
dirk4mvp
11-08-2008, 09:53 PM
Doesn't seem to affect his play at all, so who cares? I'd figure it'd mess with his jumpshooting a bit since I've read that the 2 middle fingers are the most important shooting fingers, but I guess not.
DaDakota
11-09-2008, 02:21 AM
Green should be playing NOW...he is better than Wright and Stackhouse....

DD
Kori Ellis
11-09-2008, 04:13 AM
I have heard two different stories about Gerald Green's finger. One is that he got it caught on the rim when he was dunking when he was a kid. It got so messed up that they had to amputate. The other is that it happened in a car accident. I've never heard him talk about it, but either way, he had to have it amputated when he was young.